ask serious and answer funny

**zacherymatthews** · 2012-01-13, 06:19 PM

then my front will be sad

why is top secret so bottomless 0.0?

v67co · 2012-01-16, 06:50 PM

because if it was bottom secret it would be topless

why is joey and his ratatta so annoying

**zacherymatthews** · 2012-01-17, 06:18 PM

i dont know,

why is a sandwhich a sandwhich,when theres no sand in it 0.0

Knost · (This post was last modified: 2012-01-17, 06:31 PM by Knost.)

Ask your mom. Wink

Why aren't paintings called painted?

**zacherymatthews** · 2012-01-17, 07:46 PM

bc prof. I.M painting said so 0.0

why isnt the sky yellow 0.0

Elijah · 2012-04-06, 09:35 AM

zach's post...
because only blue showed up for the interview
why is the earth round?

**zacherymatthews** · 2012-05-31, 10:49 PM

because circles are circular

Lucius · 2012-06-01, 12:13 AM

but they are so square

who is mario and why is chocolate blue?

Aladdin · 2012-06-01, 01:26 AM

Hello,

Chocolate is Blue because Mario ate it and Mario is a color changing monster.

Why there is no peace in this world?

orboknown · 2012-06-01, 01:26 PM

because there is no war :troll:

why is the eighth wonder of the world nonexistant?

Ramza_X · 2012-06-01, 01:35 PM

because the eighth wonder of the world was eaten by hungry bears...

Why is the letter "b" after the letter "a"?

orboknown · 2012-06-01, 01:36 PM

because alphabet soup.

why is man infatuated/or why are women so gogdarn infuriating yet so enticing?

**zacherymatthews** · 2012-06-01, 04:58 PM

because people are people

if 1 is after 2. then why is there a 21 ?

Ramza_X · 2012-06-01, 05:13 PM

Because 3 is after 5, and 21 is after 35

What is the difference between Rolleyes

and

???

**zacherymatthews** · 2012-06-01, 06:27 PM

the 1st ones eyes are bigger then the 3rd and the 2nd is bigger then the 8th

26 is to 62 as 62 is to _____

**zacherymatthews** · 2012-06-29, 01:22 AM

*Bump* as 62 is to chicken wings

how come 7 up comes in a 6 pack ?

**ItsHowIRoll** · 2012-06-29, 02:03 AM

Cuz it gives even the fattest of people a chance of bragging about their 6 pack!

Why does snow taste so nice?

Cookie · 2012-06-29, 02:31 AM

Cuz it's yellow an tastes like lemons
Why does my mom hate me!

Dark.Zero · 2012-06-29, 06:29 PM

Because your too kind to be true.

Why is my name Dark.zero

Ramza_X · 2012-06-29, 06:55 PM

No one knows. You never told us.

Why do we have 2 hands, 5 fingers each?

Dark.Zero · (This post was last modified: 2012-06-29, 07:21 PM by Dark.Zero.)

Because my Mother's Father's Grandson said so.

Why is there a Sun?

**zacherymatthews** · 2012-06-29, 07:21 PM

because the father decided to have a baby boy

Why is there a moon

2012-06-29, 08:31 PM

because babies were born
Where do animals come from?

Elijah · 2012-06-29, 08:55 PM

When one uses the summoning jutsu.

Why are trees so important?

flyingmintbunny · 2012-06-29, 09:00 PM

they make the world happy
Why do we have celebrities?

Elijah · 2012-06-29, 09:03 PM

Because they can't swim.

Why do people eat junk food?

Dark.Zero · 2012-06-29, 09:26 PM

Because there afraid of me.

Why does people give me an funny asnwer to my question?

hazel · 2012-07-01, 09:03 AM

Because your ridiculously turtlicious!
Why is my thumb missing

Ramza_X · 2012-07-01, 09:12 AM

It's not missing, it was stolen... by me!

Explain: what is the big bang theory?

**Lolzinator** · 2012-07-01, 09:22 AM

The big bang theory is a huge cat who leaped from 1 galaxy to another, creating The earth.

What are really kittens made of?