ask serious and answer funny

fjkulit · (This post was last modified: 2012-07-01, 09:24 AM by fjkulit.)

kittens are ten kites
ten+kite= kitten
what are tortoise eating o-o

**zacherymatthews** · 2012-07-26, 04:28 AM

what is eating tortoises ?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop

Dark.Zero · 2012-07-26, 12:05 PM

1 because bob said so.

How to be the world's smallest man?

SkyRock · 2012-07-26, 12:08 PM

By going at the Throat of The World, jumping off while riding an elk and using the Unrelenting Force shout while falling, creating a vacuum that will squeeze you from top to bottom, turning you into a flat pancake when you land.

Why do we bury dead bodies?

**zacherymatthews** · 2012-07-26, 02:36 PM

so they can't get out the ground and eat us

whats the point of ordering a cheeseburger with no cheese ?

**Lolzinator** · 2012-07-26, 02:52 PM

To allow the Mcdonalds crew to hide cheese inside the meat.

Why do kittens attack faces?

**zacherymatthews** · 2012-07-26, 03:07 PM

because faces eat children

Why do dogs bark?

night phoenix · 2012-07-26, 06:38 PM

Because it feels right

why does your nose run and your feet smell?

**zacherymatthews** · 2012-07-26, 06:40 PM

because your nose is a cross country runner and your feet are lazy

why does your eye lids not itch? 0.o

torito747 · 2012-07-27, 10:17 PM

Because your eyelashes scratch it for you 0_o

What is Love?

**zacherymatthews** · 2012-07-29, 09:09 PM

dont hurt me,dont hurt me,no more...

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood ? :3

**DarkVoid** · 2012-07-29, 09:43 PM

I have no IDEA

Why are we scared?

**zacherymatthews** · 2012-07-29, 09:53 PM

why not?

if you have 5 apples and 3 oranges in 1 hand and you have the same amount in the other hand,what do you have?

Ghost · 2012-07-29, 10:14 PM

5 apples and 3 oranges in 1 hand and you have the same amount in the other hand. Duh.

If parallel lines meet at a vanishing point in a certain distance, would that mean that parallel lines dont exist?

**zacherymatthews** · 2012-07-30, 07:42 PM

nope,it means it a really big v

if A+B=C then what does C+D= ?

SparrowHawk · 2012-07-30, 07:44 PM

C+D = Welcome to Megalot's CD store.

Is invited the opposite of vited??

**zacherymatthews** · 2012-07-30, 07:52 PM

nope,invited is the opposite of cheeseburger >_>

this game is____
A. pointless
B. A
C. B
D. all of the above

SparrowHawk · 2012-07-30, 07:57 PM

This game is E. Boring Big Grin

What does.. omg mean?

SparrowHawk · 2012-07-30, 07:58 PM

(2012-07-30, 07:57 PM)Lolzinator Wrote:
(2012-07-30, 07:44 PM)SparrowHawk Wrote: C+D = Welcome to Megalot's CD store.

Is invited the opposite of vited??
No, it is the opposite of uninvited

Is a cat a dogs best friend, since dogs is the mans best friend?

I think you missed a few there..

**Lolzinator** · 2012-07-30, 08:02 PM

i was a bit lazy, took me while to write that message..

torito747 · 2012-07-30, 08:13 PM

OMG: opulent maniacal gout

If the opposite of pro is con, what is the opposite of progress?

**zacherymatthews** · 2012-07-30, 08:43 PM

O: congress

if the opposite of black is white then whats the opposite of black dynamite? 8|

torito747 · (This post was last modified: 2012-07-31, 08:38 AM by torito747.)

Toilet Paper!

What happens if you put a boy and a girl in the same room for long periods of time?

...does anyone else see that it says zach posted at 643, but mine, after his, is at 635...?

**zacherymatthews** · 2012-08-01, 01:45 AM

they play cards

what would you do for a klondike bar ?

**zacherymatthews** · 2012-08-04, 01:30 PM

bump!id fight a polar bear

which of these words dont belong?

Apple
Abercrombie
dinosaur
123

Ramza_X · 2012-08-04, 01:40 PM

Apple, because it's the only thing you can't eat

What's the favorite animal of a butterfly?

**zacherymatthews** · 2012-08-04, 01:41 PM

hmm..this is a tough one..id have to say..pineapple^^

what does QLAM stand for? 0.o

swjfire · 2012-08-04, 02:15 PM

QUICK, LETS ALL MANCLAP !

why cant i lick my elbow ?

**zacherymatthews** · 2012-08-04, 02:21 PM

because some things in life you cant have .-.

why cant i lick my hair? 0.o

Ghost · 2012-08-04, 03:27 PM

Because you must defeat it first.

What is wrong with bats always trying to take my food?