ask serious and answer funny

Quanto_Konami · 2012-10-07, 07:06 PM

A question is a question is a question Tongue

At what point in a person's game life does he start to resent the term noob?

Viperianw · (This post was last modified: 2012-10-07, 07:11 PM by Viperianw.)

see? didn't i tell you guys we are too dumb to time travel? Big Grin

as to ur question zach, idk. Tongue

**Cpt. Obvious** · 2012-10-07, 09:56 PM

derpdie derp derp

Why can't my knee bend the other way around?

Quanto_Konami · 2012-10-07, 10:05 PM

Because the knee bone is connected to the thigh bone!

Is it false that your opinion on the truthfulness of a person's testimony is relevant to how long they stay on the stand?

**zacherymatthews** · 2012-11-25, 03:55 AM

Only time can tell

How many fingers does a turtle have ?

Viperianw · 2012-11-25, 03:58 AM

chicken fingers....

**Cpt. Obvious** · 2012-11-25, 02:19 PM

No question needed? :p

Which seat can I take?

**zacherymatthews** · 2012-11-25, 04:06 PM

it's friday,friday !

What time is it ?

icyaquapiplup · 2012-11-25, 07:00 PM

Adventure time!! Or Peanut Butter Jelly Time :3

Why are spiders so cute?

snowprincess · 2012-11-25, 08:09 PM

cuz if they were ugly they wouldnt have as many victims (yes i find this funny)
how long does a migrane last?

iRemember · 2012-11-25, 10:31 PM

Depends, I'm gonna have a lucky guess and go for 3.4 hours.
What is your favourite thing about chicken wings?

Shadow11770 · (This post was last modified: 2012-11-25, 10:42 PM by Shadow11770.)

that they dont fly 0_o lol
How many eggs doss it take to make an omelet?

**zacherymatthews** · 2012-11-25, 10:40 PM

(2012-11-25, 10:33 PM)Shadow11770 Wrote: that they dont fly 0_o lol

you have to post a question >_>

how many pickled peppers did peter piper pick ?

**Cpt. Obvious** · 2012-11-26, 03:12 AM

omega

Why do vegetarians think they're so good?

snowprincess · 2012-11-27, 04:26 AM

hitler
what is your favorite breakfast food?

**zacherymatthews** · 2012-11-27, 10:18 PM

Breakfast

who can win in a fight? a monkey or a zebra ?

iRemember · 2012-11-27, 10:34 PM

Chuck Norris
Why did you lose the game?

**zacherymatthews** · 2012-11-27, 11:39 PM

(2012-11-27, 10:34 PM)iRemember Wrote: Chuck Norris
Why did you lose the game?

Knew ! someone would say chuck norris,but i did not lose the game,you just failed to see that i had not won the game (:

how many fingers does chuck norris have ?

ShockZekrom · 2012-11-27, 11:41 PM

(2012-11-27, 11:39 PM)zacherymatthews Wrote:
(2012-11-27, 10:34 PM)iRemember Wrote: Chuck Norris
Why did you lose the game?
Knew ! someone would say chuck norris,but i did not lose the game,you just failed to see that i had not won the game (:

how many fingers does chuck norris have ?

OVER 9000!
What is wrong with Meta Knight? (Spiders are scary!!!!!)

**zacherymatthews** · 2012-11-27, 11:56 PM

(2012-11-27, 11:41 PM)ShockZekrom Wrote:
(2012-11-27, 11:39 PM)zacherymatthews Wrote:
(2012-11-27, 10:34 PM)iRemember Wrote: Chuck Norris
Why did you lose the game?
Knew ! someone would say chuck norris,but i did not lose the game,you just failed to see that i had not won the game (:

how many fingers does chuck norris have ?
OVER 9000!
What is wrong with Meta Knight? (Spiders are scary!!!!!)

he want's to be iron not aluminum O:

why did the turkey eat the leg ?

icyaquapiplup · 2012-11-28, 04:04 AM

He was just hungry.

Where did Shock find his Professor Cleffa avatar?

**Cpt. Obvious** · 2012-11-28, 07:12 PM

eBay

Why did apple call themselves apple and not orange or pineapple?

orboknown · 2012-11-28, 08:07 PM

because there was no other fruit left.

why is a red apple not green?

icyaquapiplup · 2012-11-28, 11:42 PM

Apples love red more than green.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

**Cpt. Obvious** · 2012-11-29, 01:22 AM

because the methane it produces by farting started working like a jetpack, but after a while the cow had no controle and flew so high he flew over the moon.. The landing was rough though

Why do we drink alcohol when we have problems?

silverwhite · 2013-02-18, 03:57 PM

Because Red Bull gives us Wings!

If anything is possible then why can't we be mutants with a more basic take on life?

willie_jent · 2013-02-21, 08:08 PM

cause then we'd be in comic books.

Why do crazy people belong in a nuthouse?

**War** · 2013-02-21, 08:20 PM

Cruz there not crazty enough for society
Why r ppl so dumb?

**zacherymatthews** · 2013-02-25, 01:12 AM

because they're not smart
why is the next person to comment the 330th poster ?

willie_jent · 2013-02-25, 05:29 PM

cuz i iz inzane!!!

Why do ducks quack?