[icyaquapiplup]

Basically, you type this:
"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?
How tough am I? How tough am I? _______________________.
Yeah, so?
_____________
Right this way."
And fill in the blanks.

For example:
Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?
How tough am I? How tough am I? I bred a Magikarp and a Feebas.
Yeah, so?
....And I got Arceus.
Right this way.

This might not get popular, but whatevs. I just made this because I was bored and I was watching SpongeBob so...Yeah.

Go wild.

[iRemember]

Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?
How tough am I? How tough am I? I fought the legendary, almighty, omnipotent Dodumb and won.
Yeah, so?
And I did it with both hands and one foot tied behind my back.
Right this way.

[Crobbywobby]

Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?
How tough am I? How tough am I? I kicked my friends butt and broke a nail and cried for just 3 minutes.
Yeah, so?
Then my friend said a bad word to me and i ran to my mommy crying like a baby.
Right this way.

[TexasToast]

"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I stared at Remmy's seizurebacon for twelve minutes!"
"Yeah, so?"
"It taught me the secrets of the universe. I have unlocked the power of Bacon."
"Right this way."

[SparrowHawk]

Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?
How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?! I stole Remmy's bacon and never gave it back.
Yea, so?
<_> ... I didn't make it that far yet..
"get out of here!!!!"

[chevygaogao]

"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I stared at Remmy's seizurebacon for twelve minutes!"
"Yeah, so?"
"It taught me the secrets of the universe. Just do it!"
"Right this way."

______________

The shortest answer is doing.

[PupK9]

Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?
How tough am I? How tough am I? I fought the legendary, almighty, omnipotent Dodumb and won.
Yeah, so?
And I did it with both hands and one foot tied behind my back.
Right this way.

That sig.... Remmy you deserve a medal.

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Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are you?
How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?!?! I ate 24 packs of Milk Bones, 40 Pup-eronis, 6 huge bones, and a chihuahua..
Yeah.. So?
And I'm still under weight.
Right this way..

[rainrish02]

Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?
How tough am I? How tough am I? I fought the legendary, almighty, omnipotent Dodumb and won.
Yeah, so?
And I did it with both hands and one foot tied behind my back.
Right this way.

what is this ?

[PupK9]

Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?
How tough am I? How tough am I? I fought the legendary, almighty, omnipotent Dodumb and won.
Yeah, so?
And I did it with both hands and one foot tied behind my back.
Right this way.

what is this ?

beauty.. That's what that is...

[Arlaxeon]

Well, its bacon with stars on the background.

[MakoServitor]

Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?
How tough am I? How tough am I? I stared directly at the sun for 10 minutes.
Yeah, so?
Without sunglasses.
Right this way.
*walks directly into a wall*