2012-02-05, 06:02 PM
Yo momma so fat that her bloodtype is dairy queen.
2012-02-15, 03:18 AM
yo mama so stupid she tripped over wireless internet
2012-03-04, 12:44 AM
Yo mama so white she makes mayonnaise look black.
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.
Yo mama so fat when she wore a red shirt and white pants a child walked up to her and asked:" Are you a Pokéball?"
Yo mama so fat when she walked past the television I missed 5 commercials and a 2-hour marathon.
Honestly, I can go on.
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.
Yo mama so fat when she wore a red shirt and white pants a child walked up to her and asked:" Are you a Pokéball?"
Yo mama so fat when she walked past the television I missed 5 commercials and a 2-hour marathon.
Honestly, I can go on.
Constantly dying yet never dead
2012-03-06, 09:34 PM
(2012-03-04, 12:44 AM)Rock127 Wrote: Yo mama so white she makes mayonnaise look black.you could go on but that dosnt mean their funny i only liked one of them but i guess everyone one has there own sense of humor......yo moma so old her age is dirt
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.
Yo mama so fat when she wore a red shirt and white pants a child walked up to her and asked:" Are you a Pokéball?"
Yo mama so fat when she walked past the television I missed 5 commercials and a 2-hour marathon.
Honestly, I can go on.
2012-03-27, 04:11 AM
Yo mama so big, when she wore high heels, she struck oil!
Your mama's so ugly the army doesn't use guns any more, they use her picture.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list!
Yo mama's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list!
2012-08-21, 04:49 AM
Yo mama so fat obi wan kenobi said that's no moon thats yo mama (get the reference ^-^)
Small words FTW 8D
2012-08-21, 06:53 PM
(This post was last modified: 2012-08-21, 06:54 PM by night phoenix.)
Sorry but,
2012-08-21, 10:22 PM
(This post was last modified: 2012-08-21, 10:22 PM by Cpt. Obvious.)
Yo mama like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
In matters of truth and justice, there is no difference between large and small problems.
For issues concerning the treatment of people are all the same.
2012-08-22, 02:40 PM
Yo mama so dumb, she sold the car for gas money
2013-02-18, 06:34 PM
yo mama so ugly, she don't even HAVE to look at the mirror to break it.
I'm insycotic!!!
I'm lost. I've gone to find myself. if i should return before i get back, please ask me to wait.
OUCH!!! MY HOOBER BLOOBERS BROKEN!!!!
I'm lost. I've gone to find myself. if i should return before i get back, please ask me to wait.
OUCH!!! MY HOOBER BLOOBERS BROKEN!!!!
2013-02-18, 06:51 PM
yo mama so stupid, she put a watch in the piggie bank to save time -_-
2013-02-19, 09:42 PM
Yo mama so fat, when she go to the beach, she's mistaken for a sand dune.
I'm insycotic!!!
I'm lost. I've gone to find myself. if i should return before i get back, please ask me to wait.
OUCH!!! MY HOOBER BLOOBERS BROKEN!!!!
I'm lost. I've gone to find myself. if i should return before i get back, please ask me to wait.
OUCH!!! MY HOOBER BLOOBERS BROKEN!!!!
2013-12-17, 08:44 PM
yo mama so fat she sat on an Ipod and created the Ipad
lol
lol
2013-12-18, 12:00 AM
Yo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink
2013-12-18, 12:13 AM
My momma is so offended right now :'(
Credits to Prysma 2 for the signature image!
2013-12-18, 04:22 AM
Yo mama is so fat she threw on a sheet for Halloween and went as Antarctica.
Yo mama is so fat that she gets group insurance.
Yo mama is so fat that she was zoned for commercial development.
Yo mama is so fat that she gets group insurance.
Yo mama is so fat that she was zoned for commercial development.
2013-12-18, 04:39 AM
Yo momma's so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing, she said "moving"
Yo mommas so dumb she was told to play pitcher and she brought out lemonade
Yo mommas so skinny that i use her as dental floss.
Yo mommas so dumb she was told to play pitcher and she brought out lemonade
Yo mommas so skinny that i use her as dental floss.
2013-12-18, 12:52 PM
Yo mama's so hairy, if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet
Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her
Yo mama' so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers
Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her
Yo mama' so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers
2013-12-19, 06:07 AM
Lolol
(2011-09-24, 11:39 PM)Ghost Wrote: your-mother-is-so-mentally-disfigured-that-she-couldnt-tell-the-difference-between-Pi-and-Pie. *Snort Snort* *geek laugh*
pi =3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197 or 22/7
yo mamas so fat that she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the ground for the night
yo mamas so fat that she is classified as a gas giant
yo mamas so fat that she has her own area code
pm me if you have questions
-bobbob123
-bobbob123
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