Pokemon logic

SparrowHawk · 2012-09-11, 10:12 PM

He tries to travel alone but ends up having people with him.. Dodgy

orboknown · (This post was last modified: 2012-09-11, 10:12 PM by orboknown.)

because 100 person equivalent of twins, idk.
@zach

SparrowHawk · 2012-09-11, 10:15 PM

From what Night Phoenix said.. Ash does scan pokemon he already know Dodgy

He got 5 pokedex. He didn't even fill them up, noob.

**zacherymatthews** · 2012-09-11, 10:16 PM

i honestly think ash is the most newb person in the game ._. he almost never sends out the right type till he throws out the 2nd pokemon like really ?

orboknown · 2012-09-11, 10:20 PM

(2012-09-11, 10:16 PM)zacherymatthews Wrote: i honestly think ash is the most newb person in the game ._. he almost never sends out the right type till he throws out the 2nd pokemon like really ?

what the frack zach.
/unintentionally rhyming.
also, garbage dump of a pokemon. wut?

**zacherymatthews** · 2012-09-11, 10:22 PM

(2012-09-11, 10:20 PM)orboknown Wrote:
(2012-09-11, 10:16 PM)zacherymatthews Wrote: i honestly think ash is the most newb person in the game ._. he almost never sends out the right type till he throws out the 2nd pokemon like really ?
what the frack zach.
/unintentionally rhyming.
also, garbage dump of a pokemon. wut?

oh yea,btw you all lost THE GAME

fjkulit · 2012-09-11, 10:24 PM

(2012-09-11, 10:22 PM)zacherymatthews Wrote:
(2012-09-11, 10:20 PM)orboknown Wrote:
(2012-09-11, 10:16 PM)zacherymatthews Wrote: i honestly think ash is the most newb person in the game ._. he almost never sends out the right type till he throws out the 2nd pokemon like really ?
what the frack zach.
/unintentionally rhyming.
also, garbage dump of a pokemon. wut?
oh yea,btw you all lost THE GAME

You lost it to

**zacherymatthews** · 2012-09-11, 10:29 PM

darn,anyways, where did pokemon even come from ?

ShockZekrom · 2012-09-11, 10:29 PM

How come Ash's motto was for like, ever, "Gotta Catch 'Em all" but to this day, he only has like 30 mons?
And, why are his fire-types literally the only ones that evolve?
Plus... he abandons his best Pokemon in every region. Charizard, Gliscor...

SparrowHawk · 2012-09-11, 10:32 PM

Every fire pokemon except Cyndaquil Ash got were abandoned :O

And.. Ash also evolves his grass types.. except Bulbasaur.

He did evolve his rock/ground alligator pokemon in black&white and he evolves his bird pokemon too.

icyaquapiplup · 2012-09-12, 12:41 AM

(2012-09-11, 10:11 PM)zacherymatthews Wrote:
(2012-09-11, 10:10 PM)orboknown Wrote:
(2012-09-11, 09:48 PM)zacherymatthews Wrote: why is meowth the only talking pokemon...

other pokemon telepathically comunicate, some legends can speak.

how is a tenyearold ask allowed to travel, alone, across whole continents?
how come all the nurse jennies have the same name,and everything .-.

dont you mean nurse joy and officer jenny .__.

ShockZekrom · 2012-09-12, 01:09 AM

How come Ash always joins up with gym leaders? Are they seriously that bored and receive that few challenges that they travel with some dorky eternal 10-yr old? i mean, Brock prolly would've gotten a girl if he hadn't been hanging around ash for 4 regions. And Cilan is just weird.

blackwayve · 2013-01-11, 05:43 AM

so if zekrom, reshiram, and kyurem where once one why is it ghetsis only decides to fuse two of the three in question when it could be possible to fuse all three

also in the keldeo movie how can kyurem change into the white and black forms on the fly without either of the two yet in the game he needs the dna link to turn into the respective form of the game

**zacherymatthews** · 2013-01-11, 11:59 AM

how can bubbles hurt anything? ._.

Quanto_Konami · 2013-01-11, 01:12 PM

(2013-01-11, 11:59 AM)zacherymatthews Wrote: how can bubbles hurt anything? ._.

Tell me about it...bubbles does damage but yet splash does absolutely nothing?

SkyRock · 2013-01-11, 01:21 PM

Skitty can breed with Wailord. WHAT.
Kangaskhan hatches from an egg, with a baby in her pouch. WHAT.
Stay still for three hours, nothing happens. Walk a hundred steps, egg suddenly hatches. WHAT.
Magikarp (Or any other fish Pokemon) can fight in a desert. WHAT.
Pikachu goes and stays with a hyperactive dorky ten year old instead of getting stronger in the wild and becoming am mighty Raichu one day. WHAT.

SparrowHawk · 2013-01-11, 07:27 PM

Okay, it was all funny til the last one Rock Tongue

Pikachu and Ash have a bond together and yea sure, Pikachu is going to find a magical thunderstone ANYWHERE! and become a raichu.

**zacherymatthews** · 2013-01-11, 10:05 PM

ash can go like 2 months without eating 0-0

SparrowHawk · 2013-01-11, 10:17 PM

ash can go the whole anime without eating. he's an animation :/

he can be made not to eat ._.

blackwayve · 2013-01-12, 12:59 AM

how is it that in the pokemon show when a pokemon evolves it suddenly becomes super insanely strong for one battle then loses terribly the very next fight

also ash's roggenrola must of been godly or something cause it survived multiple ground moves from excadrill, the clay battle ash had made no sense in this case, when sturdy only acts once unless you heal back to full hp in the game

amazingly legendaries can have eggs (see pokemon snap for the three legendary bird eggs) yet never again do you see this happen

diglett and dugdrio somehow has a hole dug under them even when they just come out of the pokeball
(there are a few "wait wut?" moments when it comes to how certain pokemon look even when they just came out of the pokeball)

Zerion · 2013-01-12, 01:03 AM

Theres a tapeworm in Ash's head that makes him not have to eat for like 5 episodes then he eats 0_0

night phoenix · 2013-01-13, 01:59 AM

how does pikachu lose to snivy!?

blackwayve · 2013-01-13, 02:38 AM

trapinch starts as a sandant then changes into whatever that thing is

all the gym leaders ash fight are like oh i feel so bad about the fact your terrible so here badge (at least in the first series)

ShockZekrom · (This post was last modified: 2013-01-13, 06:13 PM by ShockZekrom.)

(2013-01-13, 02:38 AM)blackwayve Wrote: trapinch starts as a sandant then changes into whatever that thing is

all the gym leaders ash fight are like oh i feel so bad about the fact your terrible so here badge (at least in the first series)

Trapinch is based of a real-life thing that transforms similar to flygon.
Also...
Why are Team Magma/Aqua the most evil teams ever?
Magma wants to expand the land, increasing Zubat populations.
Aqua wants to expand the sea, increasing Tentacool populations.
'Nuff said.

Also, female machamps? O-O

**zacherymatthews** · 2013-01-13, 06:33 PM

(2013-01-13, 06:08 PM)ShockZekrom Wrote:
(2013-01-13, 02:38 AM)blackwayve Wrote: trapinch starts as a sandant then changes into whatever that thing is

all the gym leaders ash fight are like oh i feel so bad about the fact your terrible so here badge (at least in the first series)
Trapinch is based of a real-life thing that transforms similar to flygon.
Also...
Why are Team Magma/Aqua the most evil teams ever?
Magma wants to expand the land, increasing Zubat populations.
Aqua wants to expand the sea, increasing Tentacool populations.
'Nuff said.

Also, female machamps? O-O

female mr. mimes and male jynxs ? is that possible...

iRemember · 2013-01-13, 06:58 PM

All pokemon hatch from eggs..which means that no pokemon are mammals?

night phoenix · 2013-01-14, 03:09 AM

Female Mr. mime?

**zacherymatthews** · 2013-01-14, 03:10 AM

that's what i'm sayin 0-0

Tayjo · 2013-01-14, 07:40 AM

Why did team rocket disband because of some kid? Couldn't they just refuse giving him/her information/items and like, not let their criminal empire crumble?

**zacherymatthews** · 2013-01-14, 11:27 AM

what's up with all the last names bein types of trees? its it possible that it just so happens everywhere you go to,th professor is last name is after a type of tree...