Irrelevance

**Anomandaris Giovanni Rake** · 2012-04-16, 12:17 AM

i found a rock with a face drawn on it at work today, i wrote him a little name tag of "hello, my name is Larry" i left him on a desk by the exit, at the end of the day i went back and someone had stole Larry >.>

iRemember · 2012-04-16, 12:20 AM

In order to achieve enlightenment one must put the lime in the cokeunut and drink it all together

**Anomandaris Giovanni Rake** · 2012-04-16, 12:26 AM

i lost the game the other night >.>

iRemember · 2012-04-16, 12:26 AM

CHUCK NORRIS MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND

**Anomandaris Giovanni Rake** · 2012-04-16, 12:28 AM

one day at work a van parked on my toe, i proceeded to calmly reach across the van, and politely told the guy working on the other side to move the van before my toe had to be cut off

iRemember · 2012-04-16, 12:33 AM

SCHOOL MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE

**Anomandaris Giovanni Rake** · 2012-04-16, 12:38 AM

i once tripped and fell from walking to fast, and in the process of getting up, an under attentive jogger tripped over me

iRemember · 2012-04-16, 12:41 AM

If x = 0.9 recurring, 10x = 9.9 recurring, which means that 9x = 9 [9.9 recurring - 0.9 recurring], which means that x =1...and 0.9 recurring!

**Anomandaris Giovanni Rake**

i dressed up as myself for Halloween...and no one could guess what i was >.>

iRemember · 2012-04-16, 12:47 AM

Psywar read these posts and left confused and disgusted

**Anomandaris Giovanni Rake** · 2012-04-16, 12:49 AM

I just banned a russian torrent site for free movies

iRemember · 2012-04-16, 12:50 AM

If you have 2 hamsters, losing one means you could still have two...if you name the hamsters one and two

**Anomandaris Giovanni Rake** · 2012-04-16, 12:53 AM

the word palindrome is not a palindrome

Pein · 2012-04-16, 12:54 AM

This thread has 193 posts

iRemember · 2012-04-16, 12:56 AM

The nursery rhymes ABC, Baa Baa Black Sheep and Twinkle Twinkle Little star all have the same melody

**Anomandaris Giovanni Rake** · 2012-04-16, 12:59 AM

i was on a boat once

iRemember · 2012-04-16, 01:04 AM

Toy Story makes all arguments invalid

Pein · 2012-04-16, 01:19 AM

henrie re drew verociti

**Anomandaris Giovanni Rake** · 2012-04-17, 10:49 PM

I bought new pants

iRemember · 2012-04-17, 11:06 PM

Chocolate milk tastes like milk...with chocolate!

**Anomandaris Giovanni Rake** · 2012-04-17, 11:11 PM

My Lobster is moulting

iRemember · 2012-04-17, 11:16 PM

Donkey Kong is King Kong's nephew

SparrowHawk · (This post was last modified: 2012-04-17, 11:36 PM by SparrowHawk.)

The Big Bang Theory plays on Philadelphia 17 and TBS channels.

**Anomandaris Giovanni Rake** · 2012-04-17, 11:49 PM

I used to be a monster hunter like you, then i took a Super Beam to the knee

Gilgamesh · 2012-04-18, 12:25 AM

Gilgamesh was a cool ruler in the past.

torito747 · 2012-04-18, 12:26 AM

Yes, well pinching the skin on your elbow, also called your wenis, doesnt hurt if you dont use your nails.

iRemember · 2012-04-18, 03:58 PM

If you breed a pig and a chicken you will create the most delicious meat known to man - baconicken

**Anomandaris Giovanni Rake** · 2012-04-18, 04:41 PM

I got offered a full uv hallucination zonench for my mirage socilec

chewyshark · 2012-04-18, 08:40 PM

riiiight well rainbow fruitrollups are really just gay bacon

**Anomandaris Giovanni Rake**

(2012-04-18, 08:40 PM)chewyshark Wrote: riiiight well rainbow fruitrollups are really just gay bacon

/@breaking irrelevance post here

I said follow the forum rules i.e

1) no posting gay / queer or any slurs of any kind as it is offensive language, ever , you have been given a warning , please don't post like this again

better post would have been :

riiiight, well rainbow fruitrollups are really just coloured bacon