[SparrowHawk]

Lol you can just list different ways 1 by 1 on how to survive a zombacalypse.
1 step a post.

Situation : Zombies have been spawned from humans. You are currently by yourself. What should you do in order to survive?

Step 1 : Find a Redneck guy. They are total beast.

[ItsHowIRoll]

Find a laboratory and find a specimen to try and make a cure

[Nitz_X]

Going with dei's situation.

Step 1: Move to parents bedroom and secure a gun for long range combat

step 2: Secure a 2X4 or bat or other wooden object. If this is not available, make due with a metal rod

Step 3: move to a mall and secure your necessities. Everything from a TV to a stick is your weapon, remember, zombies are slow and stupid.

[SparrowHawk]

Err 1 a post lol.

-edits-

[Nitz_X]

Oh, sorry dei

Next Step: hug Fluttershy.

[SparrowHawk]

Step 6 : Don't trust teenage/kid girls with black hair and look hot. If you find them and group with them, keep them in your site at all times. Stay near them. They will steal your car, weapons, and leave you to die '-'

[Dawn]

Step 7:

Grab the nearest fire ax/hedge trimmer and slam away. Use only in case of being overrun by hordes of zombies.

[ItsHowIRoll]

*Dei are you by any chance gunna say every step that involves the movie Zombieland *

[SparrowHawk]

*Dei are you by any chance gunna say every step that involves the movie Zombieland *

No <_<

Hah you got me.

[garbagekeeper]

Step 8: Make a fort out of Costco or similar.

[Dawn]

Step 9: Get some survivors, and band together to survive. After you fight over that last Twinkie.

[ItsHowIRoll]

Step 9: Look for healthy survivors to help scavenge and protect settlement

[SparrowHawk]

Step 10 : Make sure to keep at least 2-3 secondary weapons on you in secure places, a primary gun like a shotgun, an automatic gun like an assault rifle or SMG.

Stay fully loaded

[Dawn]

Step 11: Get a backpack to carry all your crap.

[SparrowHawk]

Step 12 : Make sure that backpack is fully equiped with pockets and no holes. Also, room for underwear and food. You will need at least 10 packs of underwear '-'

[ItsHowIRoll]

Step 13: Barricade outside of settlement. Barbed wire fence etc.

[SparrowHawk]

Step 14 : Big car such as a Hummer. Hummers are mechanical beasts '-' Get one.

[pj1357]

step 15: drive that hummer to the twinkie factory and drop off survivors to start making twinkies.
(to fight zombies you MUST HAVE TWINKIES.

[zacherymatthews]

step 16.move to vegas

[pj1357]

step17. get out of vegas because it's infested with zombies.

[zacherymatthews]

step 18.get away from earth and nuke it

[pj1357]

fail.

[SparrowHawk]

Zach.. =.=

Step 19 : Leave Zach in a room with 1 light and 1 zombie and a gluestick.

[zacherymatthews]

step 20.make friends with zombies

[SparrowHawk]

You can't make friends with zombies. They have nothing but the urge to eat human flesh and drink their blood.

[pj1357]

step 21. (cancelling steps 16-20{except 19}) take your hummer and go to your costco fort that has barbwire and your suplies.

[Raith]

Step 22: Get rid of your beer belly and replace it with a four-pack; fatties are slow and zombify, skinnies run and do not die.

[pj1357]

step23.go fight zombies by taking off their heads!

[orboknown]

step 24-hole up in a restaraunt(lots of sharp objects)

[idiot482]

step 25-always look around you