[Prysma 2]

very simple.

the person that posts above you must give a wish and it's your job to corrupt it. you must also post your wish after.

Example:

Person 1: I wish to have wings.

Person 2: Granted, but your wings are made of bacon and all the animals in Africa rush to eat your wings.

I wish for free pizza.

Person 3: Granted, but the pizza is topped with rocks and stones and you must eat it all, my friend. 

I wish to be Spider-man.

And it goes on and on. 

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I will start first.

I wish to have all the ancients in the game.

[DarkVoid]

Granted, but you release them all

I wish to be invisible

[Prysma 2]

Granted, but you release them all

I wish to be invisible

Granted, but your invisibility only lasts for 1 second.

I wish to be the luckiest man in the world.

[DarkVoid]

Granted, but you don't win anything

I wish to be the richest guy in the world

[Arlaxeon]

Granted, but you will be the richest guy in the world when it comes down to cheese, no money for u ;O

Oh wait ... the wish... umm

I wish to be a ninja ;O

[Xbox]

Granted, but when you kill somebody an alarm goes off and follows you around for 30 seconds.

I wish to have a pet tiger.

[Cpt. Obvious]

Granted, but he will eat your laptop.. cuz Is is a bawz

I wish for prysma's e-mail

[staff vidyasagar]

i knew iv'e seen this thread before some where was it deleted?

GRANTED you are getting tons of virus from her e-mail

i wish for epic ancients in my team

[PupK9]

i knew iv'e seen this thread before some where was it deleted?

GRANTED you are getting tons of virus from her e-mail

i wish for epic ancients in my team

granted, but you will lose every pvp you ever get in after.

i wish to destroy cancer.

[Xbox]

i knew iv'e seen this thread before some where was it deleted?

GRANTED you are getting tons of virus from her e-mail

i wish for epic ancients in my team

granted, but you will lose every pvp you ever get in after.

i wish to destroy cancer.

Granted, but you will have to milk 500 cows.

I wish for milk.

[PupK9]

i knew iv'e seen this thread before some where was it deleted?

GRANTED you are getting tons of virus from her e-mail

i wish for epic ancients in my team

granted, but you will lose every pvp you ever get in after.

i wish to destroy cancer.

Granted, but you will have to milk 500 cows.

I wish for milk.

Granted, but it will be stale.

I wish for my previous wish not to be countered.

muahahahahaha

[ch17175]

i knew iv'e seen this thread before some where was it deleted?

GRANTED you are getting tons of virus from her e-mail

i wish for epic ancients in my team

granted, but you will lose every pvp you ever get in after.

i wish to destroy cancer.

Granted, but you will have to milk 500 cows.

I wish for milk.

Granted, but it will be stale.

I wish for my previous wish not to be countered.

muahahahahaha

Granted, but your wish will be countered. 
I wish to be a part of the straw hat crew.

[PupK9]

i knew iv'e seen this thread before some where was it deleted?

GRANTED you are getting tons of virus from her e-mail

i wish for epic ancients in my team

granted, but you will lose every pvp you ever get in after.

i wish to destroy cancer.

Granted, but you will have to milk 500 cows.

I wish for milk.

Granted, but it will be stale.

I wish for my previous wish not to be countered.

muahahahahaha

Granted, but your wish will be countered. 
I wish to be a part of the straw hat crew.

Granted, but you must make 62,654,436,658 by Friday.

I wish for all straw hats to be destroyed.

[Xbox]

Granted, but hats will now be made out of puppy dogs.

I wish for more wishes.

[PupK9]

Granted, put you're only person in that crew and nobody else wants to join.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted but they will all be countered.

I wish for uncounterable free dog food.

[orboknown]

Use the old thread gaiz. Staff bumped it for you.