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How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse.
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How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse.
Lol you can just list different ways 1 by 1 on how to survive a zombacalypse. Big Grin
1 step a post.

Situation : Zombies have been spawned from humans. You are currently by yourself. What should you do in order to survive?

Step 1 : Find a Redneck guy. They are total beast.
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12-02-2011 08:51 AM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
Find a laboratory and find a specimen to try and make a cure
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
Going with dei's situation.

Step 1: Move to parents bedroom and secure a gun for long range combat

step 2: Secure a 2X4 or bat or other wooden object. If this is not available, make due with a metal rod

Step 3: move to a mall and secure your necessities. Everything from a TV to a stick is your weapon, remember, zombies are slow and stupid.
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@Nitz_X u really should leave this game
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
Err 1 a post lol.

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12-02-2011 08:56 AM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
Oh, sorry dei Sad

Next Step: hug Fluttershy.
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12-02-2011 08:59 AM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
Step 6 : Don't trust teenage/kid girls with black hair and look hot. If you find them and group with them, keep them in your site at all times. Stay near them. They will steal your car, weapons, and leave you to die '-'
12-02-2011 09:02 AM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
Step 7:

Grab the nearest fire ax/hedge trimmer and slam away. Use only in case of being overrun by hordes of zombies.
12-02-2011 09:04 AM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
*Dei are you by any chance gunna say every step that involves the movie Zombieland Tongue*
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
(12-02-2011 09:15 AM)ItsHowIRoll Wrote:  *Dei are you by any chance gunna say every step that involves the movie Zombieland Tongue*
No <_<

Hah you got me.
12-02-2011 09:17 AM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
Step 8: Make a fort out of Costco or similar.
12-02-2011 09:18 AM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
Step 9: Get some survivors, and band together to survive. After you fight over that last Twinkie.
12-02-2011 09:19 AM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
Step 9: Look for healthy survivors to help scavenge and protect settlement
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12-02-2011 09:19 AM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
Step 10 : Make sure to keep at least 2-3 secondary weapons on you in secure places, a primary gun like a shotgun, an automatic gun like an assault rifle or SMG.

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12-02-2011 09:21 AM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
Step 11: Get a backpack to carry all your crap. Tongue
12-02-2011 09:23 AM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
Step 12 : Make sure that backpack is fully equiped with pockets and no holes. Also, room for underwear and food. You will need at least 10 packs of underwear '-'
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
Step 13: Barricade outside of settlement. Barbed wire fence etc.
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
Step 14 : Big car such as a Hummer. Hummers are mechanical beasts '-' Get one.
12-02-2011 09:37 AM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
step 15: drive that hummer to the twinkie factory and drop off survivors to start making twinkies.
(to fight zombies you MUST HAVE TWINKIES.
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
step 16.move to vegas
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
step17. get out of vegas because it's infested with zombies.
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12-02-2011 11:25 AM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
step 18.get away from earth and nuke it
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
fail.
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
Zach.. =.=

Step 19 : Leave Zach in a room with 1 light and 1 zombie and a gluestick.
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
step 20.make friends with zombies
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
You can't make friends with zombies. They have nothing but the urge to eat human flesh and drink their blood.
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
step 21. (cancelling steps 16-20{except 19}) take your hummer and go to your costco fort that has barbwire and your suplies.
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
Step 22: Get rid of your beer belly and replace it with a four-pack; fatties are slow and zombify, skinnies run and do not die.
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
step23.go fight zombies by taking off their heads!
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
step 24-hole up in a restaraunt(lots of sharp objects)
Quote: Do you hear the Whisper Men The Whisper Men are near
If you hear the Whisper Men then turn away your ears
Do not hear the Whisper Men whatever else you do
For once you've heard the Whisper Men they'll stop. And look at you.
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
step 25-always look around you
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