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How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse.
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
Step 26...Kill yourself ._.
Your life just got better. 

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12-04-2011 08:14 AM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
Step 27 : Find or create some molotovs '-' Go to an amusement park, turn the park on, gather the zombies, AND BURN THEM ALL!!!!!!

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12-05-2011 01:15 AM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
Step 28: Go inside a bunker, bring your PSP and play a good game of Silent Hill / Resident Evil to death. If zombies come, BANG DEM ON DA HEAD LAYK KRAYYYZEEE!!!
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12-05-2011 01:19 AM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
Step 29 : Don't be a hero. Just save the twinkie Big Grin
12-05-2011 01:22 AM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
step 30: get some of the zombie corpses and make a barricade out of them
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12-05-2011 01:23 AM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
Step 31: Rig out all arcade food machines and use food for..well, self-defense O.o
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12-05-2011 01:23 AM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
32-escape t russia
Quote: Do you hear the Whisper Men The Whisper Men are near
If you hear the Whisper Men then turn away your ears
Do not hear the Whisper Men whatever else you do
For once you've heard the Whisper Men they'll stop. And look at you.
12-05-2011 03:29 AM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
Step 33: Build those electricity-creating threadmill-thingies all around your house. The zombie hordes will power everything you need! Big Grin
12-06-2011 04:58 AM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Life.
step34. go to a lab and "borrow" a few tesla coils, rig them to a remote, and set them all around you house.
ZAP!!!
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12-06-2011 05:18 AM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse.
step35-remember you forgot to pay the electric bill XD
Quote: Do you hear the Whisper Men The Whisper Men are near
If you hear the Whisper Men then turn away your ears
Do not hear the Whisper Men whatever else you do
For once you've heard the Whisper Men they'll stop. And look at you.
12-06-2011 06:56 AM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse.
step 36..after remembering you forgot to pay the electric bill...you remember what you did for step 33 o.0
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12-06-2011 06:59 AM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse.
step 37. remember the guy you were supposed to pay the bill too is a zombie.
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12-06-2011 07:51 AM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse.
Heres my personal list...

Step 1: Realize you have a lot to do.
Step 2: Break out the red headband and secure weapons.
Step 3: Rally the liveing
Step 4: Destroy everything undead.
Step 5: Secure my position as king.
Step 6: WIN win win! ;P
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02-06-2012 02:15 AM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse.
(02-06-2012 02:15 AM)Silenos Wrote:  Heres my personal list...

Step 1: Realize you have a lot to do.
Step 2: Break out the red headband and secure weapons.
Step 3: Rally the liveing
Step 4: Destroy everything undead.
Step 5: Secure my position as king.
Step 6: WIN win win! ;P
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Yes.

Step 38: Get an attack dog that can take its own life for you. :'D
Your life just got better. 

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02-06-2012 09:56 AM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse.
Step 39: Pray to God! ...yeah...that wouldn't help
02-06-2012 12:49 PM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse.
Step 40 : Gather all the zombies in one area. Play a Justin Beiber album. Make sure you have noise canceling headphones so you aren't poisoned Tongue

Kill all the zombies.
07-15-2012 03:56 PM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse.
Did you just...end the apocalypse?
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07-15-2012 03:58 PM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse.
I probably ended the whole human race too...
07-15-2012 04:00 PM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse.
So apocalypse survived...thread locks down now?
07-15-2012 04:04 PM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse.
Which means.. the last step, was the only step, in surviving the zombie apocalypse.. but it also caused the destruction of the human race.. So no, the apocalypse has not ended. If you want to destroy the human race... use step 40.

I recommend step 40 is forbidden unless under dire circumstances.
07-15-2012 04:09 PM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse.
you killed us all dei.
Quote: Do you hear the Whisper Men The Whisper Men are near
If you hear the Whisper Men then turn away your ears
Do not hear the Whisper Men whatever else you do
For once you've heard the Whisper Men they'll stop. And look at you.
07-16-2012 03:55 AM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse.
I don't really like justin bieber even tho lots of girls do o.o you just Made my life worse but you didnt end my life cuz im immortal X3
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08-27-2012 03:09 PM
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse.
step 26- dont llisten to orbo lol
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RE: How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse.
you're behind the curve. us cool kids listen to me all day
Quote: Do you hear the Whisper Men The Whisper Men are near
If you hear the Whisper Men then turn away your ears
Do not hear the Whisper Men whatever else you do
For once you've heard the Whisper Men they'll stop. And look at you.
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