Granted its broken
I wish for a can of v8 juice
Granted but its expired
I wish for pokemons
Granted i TNA them (Tactical Nuke Attack)
I wish for a pony
Granted but it suicide for not being beutiful
I wish for a dog
granted it ate you computer and gave you rabies
i wish i had a cookie
granted...... but i got hungry on the way back from gettin you one XP
WOW.
you forgot to wish
i wish for a dog.
granted but it died of some creepy old dude down the street
I wish for SOMEONE to kill that old man down the street!!!
BTW the creepy old dude shot the dog
Granted but he attacked the killer(you)
I wish for god
granted but he said he will come at 3:00PM in 3 years
I wish for Charlie the Unicorn!!!!!!
granted, but i dont know wht ur talking about and so the unicorne kills you then disappears
i wish i wasnt awake right now
granted because your dead
i wish to be immortal
granted but i poision you and because u cant die you continue to suffer for the rest of your life
i wish there was an antidode for the poision i gave you btw if you drink it u r no longer imortal
granted but i dont drink it
i wish to be immune to poison
Granted, but someone shoots you with acid. x] (acid =/= poison)
I wish I had a pet dragon, a little baby one, so it can't eat me or blow fire on me. x]
Granted , but it runs away.
I wish for holy water.
Granted, but you are a vampire so when you touch it, you burn and possibly die.
I wish my dragon didn't run away.
Granted but your dragon comes back without wings. xD
I wish for immortality.
Granted, but when you turned immortal, the person who made you immortal, made it to where you were in pain everyday, making you wish that you were dead.
I wish I had wings. x]
Granted, but the wings only last for 1 second
I wish for a Raichu that knows Thunder, Thunderbolt, Iron Tail, Volt Tackle, and Brick Break. Also, it can't be killed, stolen, blown up, run away, and have its moves disabled.
Granted, but your Raichu dosen't obey you and electrifies you to death x)
I wish I was numb so I wouldn't feel pain.
Granted, but due to not knowing you were in pain, you die because you didn't knwo you had a heartattack or something like that.
I wish I knew how to play the clarinet and piano really well, that people from all over the world would listen. x]
granted, but when people from all over the world came *somehow* your piano and clarinet got broken
i Wish for Bob The Builder to come and fix my table
Granted, but in real life, Bob the Builder is a plumber.
I wish I could make my mom understand what I was saying at times. >_>
Granted but when you talk she listens to music
i wish for the biggest burger in the world
Granted, but you ate it... and you died from a massive heart attack.
I wish I could control fire on command. e.e
granted, but you burnt your self
i wish for another wish
Granted but it doesn't come true.
I wish I controlled the world.
granted but how can you control it if you cant control your self
i wish to be the king
Granted but your kingdom hates you and kills you.
I wish my Raichu would obey me.