very simple.
the person that posts above you must give a wish and it's your job to corrupt it. you must also post your wish after.
Example:
Person 1: I wish to have wings.
Person 2: Granted, but your wings are made of bacon and all the animals in Africa rush to eat your wings.
I wish for free pizza.
Person 3: Granted, but the pizza is topped with rocks and stones and you must eat it all, my friend.
I wish to be Spider-man.
And it goes on and on.
I will start first.
I wish to have all the ancients in the game.

Granted, but you release them all
I wish to be invisible
(2013-08-08, 05:58 AM)uchiha clan Wrote: [ -> ]Granted, but you release them all
I wish to be invisible
Granted, but your invisibility only lasts for 1 second.
I wish to be the luckiest man in the world.
Granted, but you don't win anything
I wish to be the richest guy in the world
Granted, but you will be the richest guy in the world when it comes down to cheese, no money for u ;O
Oh wait ... the wish... umm
I wish to be a ninja ;O
Granted, but when you kill somebody an alarm goes off and follows you around for 30 seconds.
I wish to have a pet tiger.
Granted, but he will eat your laptop.. cuz Is is a bawz
I wish for prysma's e-mail
i knew iv'e seen this thread before some where was it deleted?
GRANTED you are getting tons of virus from her e-mail
i wish for epic ancients in my team

(2013-08-08, 12:45 PM)staff vidyasagar Wrote: [ -> ]i knew iv'e seen this thread before some where was it deleted?
GRANTED you are getting tons of virus from her e-mail
i wish for epic ancients in my team 
granted, but you will lose every pvp you ever get in after.
i wish to destroy cancer.
(2013-08-08, 12:48 PM)PupK9 Wrote: [ -> ] (2013-08-08, 12:45 PM)staff vidyasagar Wrote: [ -> ]i knew iv'e seen this thread before some where was it deleted?
GRANTED you are getting tons of virus from her e-mail
i wish for epic ancients in my team 
granted, but you will lose every pvp you ever get in after.
i wish to destroy cancer.
Granted, but you will have to milk 500 cows.
I wish for milk.
(2013-08-08, 01:15 PM)The Collector Wrote: [ -> ] (2013-08-08, 12:48 PM)PupK9 Wrote: [ -> ] (2013-08-08, 12:45 PM)staff vidyasagar Wrote: [ -> ]i knew iv'e seen this thread before some where was it deleted?
GRANTED you are getting tons of virus from her e-mail
i wish for epic ancients in my team 
granted, but you will lose every pvp you ever get in after.
i wish to destroy cancer.
Granted, but you will have to milk 500 cows.
I wish for milk.
Granted, but it will be stale.
I wish for my previous wish not to be countered.
muahahahahaha
(2013-08-08, 01:17 PM)PupK9 Wrote: [ -> ] (2013-08-08, 01:15 PM)The Collector Wrote: [ -> ] (2013-08-08, 12:48 PM)PupK9 Wrote: [ -> ] (2013-08-08, 12:45 PM)staff vidyasagar Wrote: [ -> ]i knew iv'e seen this thread before some where was it deleted?
GRANTED you are getting tons of virus from her e-mail
i wish for epic ancients in my team 
granted, but you will lose every pvp you ever get in after.
i wish to destroy cancer.
Granted, but you will have to milk 500 cows.
I wish for milk.
Granted, but it will be stale.
I wish for my previous wish not to be countered.
muahahahahaha
Granted, but your wish will be countered.
I wish to be a part of the straw hat crew.
(2013-08-08, 01:20 PM)ch17175 Wrote: [ -> ] (2013-08-08, 01:17 PM)PupK9 Wrote: [ -> ] (2013-08-08, 01:15 PM)The Collector Wrote: [ -> ] (2013-08-08, 12:48 PM)PupK9 Wrote: [ -> ] (2013-08-08, 12:45 PM)staff vidyasagar Wrote: [ -> ]i knew iv'e seen this thread before some where was it deleted?
GRANTED you are getting tons of virus from her e-mail
i wish for epic ancients in my team 
granted, but you will lose every pvp you ever get in after.
i wish to destroy cancer.
Granted, but you will have to milk 500 cows.
I wish for milk.
Granted, but it will be stale.
I wish for my previous wish not to be countered.
muahahahahaha
Granted, but your wish will be countered.
I wish to be a part of the straw hat crew.
Granted, but you must make 62,654,436,658 by Friday.
I wish for all straw hats to be destroyed.
Granted, but hats will now be made out of puppy dogs.
I wish for more wishes.
(2013-08-08, 01:23 PM)The Collector Wrote: [ -> ]Granted, put you're only person in that crew and nobody else wants to join.
I wish for more wishes.
Granted but they will all be countered.
I wish for uncounterable free dog food.
Use the old thread gaiz. Staff bumped it for you.