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i found a rock with a face drawn on it at work today, i wrote him a little name tag of "hello, my name is Larry" i left him on a desk by the exit, at the end of the day i went back and someone had stole Larry >.>

In order to achieve enlightenment one must put the lime in the cokeunut and drink it all together

i lost the game the other night >.>

CHUCK NORRIS MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND

one day at work a van parked on my toe, i proceeded to calmly reach across the van, and politely told the guy working on the other side to move the van before my toe had to be cut off

SCHOOL MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE

i once tripped and fell from walking to fast, and in the process of getting up, an under attentive jogger tripped over me

If x = 0.9 recurring, 10x = 9.9 recurring, which means that 9x = 9 [9.9 recurring - 0.9 recurring], which means that x =1...and 0.9 recurring!

i dressed up as myself for Halloween...and no one could guess what i was >.>

Psywar read these posts and left confused and disgusted

I just banned a russian torrent site for free movies

If you have 2 hamsters, losing one means you could still have two...if you name the hamsters one and two

the word palindrome is not a palindrome

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The nursery rhymes ABC, Baa Baa Black Sheep and Twinkle Twinkle Little star all have the same melody

i was on a boat once

Toy Story makes all arguments invalid

henrie re drew verociti

I bought new pants

Chocolate milk tastes like milk...with chocolate!

My Lobster is moulting

Donkey Kong is King Kong's nephew

The Big Bang Theory plays on Philadelphia 17 and TBS channels.

I used to be a monster hunter like you, then i took a Super Beam to the knee

Gilgamesh was a cool ruler in the past.

Yes, well pinching the skin on your elbow, also called your wenis, doesnt hurt if you dont use your nails.

If you breed a pig and a chicken you will create the most delicious meat known to man - baconicken

I got offered a full uv hallucination zonench for my mirage socilec

riiiight well rainbow fruitrollups are really just gay bacon

(2012-04-18, 08:40 PM)chewyshark Wrote: [ -> ]riiiight well rainbow fruitrollups are really just gay bacon

/@breaking irrelevance post here

I said follow the forum rules i.e

1) no posting gay / queer or any slurs of any kind as it is offensive language, ever , you have been given a warning , please don't post like this again

better post would have been :

riiiight, well rainbow fruitrollups are really just coloured bacon