Basically,every user posts one step toward gaining world domination.
Step 1-Get a black cloak
(next poster) step 2-learn to laugh evilly.
etc.
ready?
step 1-learn how to glare.
2. How to recruit people.
be more specific dei..
3-go to best buy and get a giant screen tv.
step 4. Practice your evil laugh that will strike fear into people.
step 5-go laugh at people in mcdonalds and get laughed at
Step 6 - watch re-runs of pinky and the brain on the giant tv to learn what not to do.
Step 7-dont win the lottery.you lose your motivation
step 8-make an evil speech
step 9*-televise said speech.
Step 10 - Hold an event during said speech to see who can kick a chicken the furthest. Thus way we get entertained and are informed.
Step 11- Buy a fluffy, white Persian cat to hold and pet while giving said speeches. Possibly treat it better then your minions.
12. Get a kitty and an eyepatch with a spinning chair.
Step 14 - Ban anyone from your organization who thinks the game is fun.
step 15-make a plan to overtake one of the state capitals
Step 17: Purchase an evil background music player
get 100000000 evil minions
20 - be the most famous thief
Step 21. Hire a group of expert mercenaries to get the job done when all else fails.
22 . most important - don't let little babies trick you with by thier laughs
23. Don't fall for the puppy dog eyes. Show no mercy!
24. Stay focus on Plan B if plan A failed
25. submit a video of telling a kid you hate their candy and post their reactions on youtube
26-get a supermodel female spy to distract the good guys.
step 27- learn about The Game and include it in your speech
(btw you all just lost the game :3)
Step 28- Buy a mutated turtle to be your evil pet.
Step 29- Make sure no one tells your mom. NO ONE
step 30-Make sure everyone tells your rivals mom.