Yo momma so fat that her bloodtype is dairy queen.
yo mama so stupid she tripped over wireless internet
Yo Mama So stupid she put pepper on Television and call it PepperVision.
(2011-10-12, 02:51 AM)hello4321 Wrote: [ -> ] (2011-10-10, 11:26 PM)zacherymatthews Wrote: [ -> ]yo mama so dumb she try puttin water out with fire XD
:O Yo mama is so dumb she put a battery in her self and said "I got the power!"
Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread to her
Yo mama so white she makes mayonnaise look black.
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.
Yo mama so fat when she wore a red shirt and white pants a child walked up to her and asked:" Are you a Pokéball?"
Yo mama so fat when she walked past the television I missed 5 commercials and a 2-hour marathon.
Honestly, I can go on.
(2012-03-04, 12:44 AM)Rock127 Wrote: [ -> ]Yo mama so white she makes mayonnaise look black.
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.
Yo mama so fat when she wore a red shirt and white pants a child walked up to her and asked:" Are you a Pokéball?"
Yo mama so fat when she walked past the television I missed 5 commercials and a 2-hour marathon.
Honestly, I can go on.
you could go on but that dosnt mean their funny i only liked one of them but i guess everyone one has there own sense of humor......yo moma so old her age is dirt
Yo mama so big, when she wore high heels, she struck oil!
Your mama's so ugly the army doesn't use guns any more, they use her picture.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list!
Yo mama so fat obi wan kenobi said that's no moon thats yo mama (get the reference ^-^)
Sorry but,
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Yo mama like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
No one got my yo mama reference ;-;
Yo mama so dumb, she sold the car for gas money
yo mama so ugly, she don't even HAVE to look at the mirror to break it.
yo mama so old her social security number is 1
yo mama so stupid, she put a watch in the piggie bank to save time -_-
yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund
Yo mama so fat, when she go to the beach, she's mistaken for a sand dune.
(2012-08-21, 04:49 AM)icyaquapiplup Wrote: [ -> ]Yo mama so fat obi wan kenobi said that's no moon thats yo mama (get the reference ^-^)
I get it.
Yo mama so poor she has 3 tvs- one for color, one for sound, and one for the signal.
yo mama so fat she sat on an Ipod and created the Ipad
lol
Yo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink
My momma is so offended right now :'(
Yo mama's so dumb, I said its chili out here and she brought out a bowl.
Yo mama is so fat she threw on a sheet for Halloween and went as Antarctica.
Yo mama is so fat that she gets group insurance.
Yo mama is so fat that she was zoned for commercial development.
Yo momma's so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing, she said "moving"
Yo mommas so dumb she was told to play pitcher and she brought out lemonade
Yo mommas so skinny that i use her as dental floss.
Yo mama's so hairy, if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet
Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her
Yo mama' so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers
(2011-09-24, 11:39 PM)Ghost Wrote: [ -> ]your-mother-is-so-mentally-disfigured-that-she-couldnt-tell-the-difference-between-Pi-and-Pie. *Snort Snort* *geek laugh*
pi =3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197 or 22/7
yo mamas so fat that she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the ground for the night
yo mamas so fat that she is classified as a gas giant
yo mamas so fat that she has her own area code
Yo mamma so stupid she studied for a drug test.