Pinapples, the sad story of George -Updated-

**Lolzinator** · (This post was last modified: 2012-07-02, 06:44 PM by Lolzinator.)

PART 1

Once upon a time there was a pineapple, named George. He was yellow, obviously, and had green hair. He had only two friends; Michael the pear and Lucie the Onion. George was in love with Lucie, but she always made him cry. So 1 day he decided to take on a mask. He approached her from behind. "hi!" he said. She turned Around and screamed. "Get away from me, you monster!" She yelled at him. Poor George did not understand that she actually though he was a Monster. He took of the mask and started crying. She saw that it was George, but when she tried to hug him, he just cried more. Lucie did not understand anything.. Then Michael came along! "Hey guys" he said, smiling for himself. Lucie did not want to answer, neither did George. they where both really, really sad. "Hey, whats wrong buddy?" He asked George... "I don't know, she just makes me cry." George answered. Michael started to laugh. "That's because she is an Onion, you silly Pineapple! Onion's make anyone cry" he said, still laughing though. "But i love her!" George said. This news did not make him happier.

PART 2

(i decided to make this part more violent than the first..)

George was
not happy. The love of his life was an onion. All that she had ever learned was
to make people cry and to give the food she was put into better taste. How was
she ever going to fulfill the dreams that George had for the two of them?
Michael came over to George and gave him a huge bro-hug. “Come here, bro.” he
said. “Now listen close. There are plenty of girls out there, waiting for a
strong, good looking, nice and brave hearted young pineapple, such as you!” “Thanks
mate!” George replied. He wanted to say so much more, but his heart was at this
time crushed, and eaten. No seriously, some humans ate his heart!...

Lucie
walked over to the both of them. “I am sorry George.” She said, soft and calm. “I
guess you and i never really where meant to be…” George, now literally chopped
up in pieces, did not say a word. In fact, he had the best poker face I have
ever seen. Much because he did not really have a face left. “Nooo! George!!” Michael
screamed. Suddenly a wild voice appeared. “What is it for desserts mom?”
Michael and Lucie looked around, but they could not see anything suspicious. “Pear
and cream.” A lady voice answered.

A moment
after, it was just Lucie the onion who still had her face in 1 piece..

To be continued...