[orboknown]

I'd refrigerate a cow and then punch it in the d*** until it starts giving up ice cream instead of milk. Yes I'm aware there are a lot of scientific flaws in my plan IT'LL WORK OKAY.

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[orboknown]

oh right, post the weird things you've seen said.

[Anomandaris Giovanni Rake]

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

[Lamb]

Today at lunch, I was getting so frustrated with my friend that I eventually stood up and shrieked very loud, "I AM GOING TO, LIKE, BITE YOU!" I got many stares.

[torito747]

When someone asks whats wrong, and they're the problem

[Lolzinator]

That awkward moment when there is an awkward moment 0.o

[Anomandaris Giovanni Rake]

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once

[jaydem]

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a dog house? none! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

[Lolzinator]

A smile can paint a car purple, but no mountain can touch a Lion

[Dark.Zero]

Hello

[Cookie]

an unlit candle frightens no monkeys O_O

[ch17175]

I have your pickle

[adamlevine]

I like picking on someone, generally like the look lonely people by then I know I canand I need household cover for them

[sdvg]

Los materiales utilizados en su fabricacion suelen ser resistentes a manchas y fáciles de limpiar. La superficie de los zapatos puede ser limpiada rapidamente con un pano humedo o un detergente suave, lo que facilita su cuidado y prolonga la vida util del calzado by pink bubble slides . Esto es ideal para personas que buscan una opcion de calzado de bajo mantenimiento que se mantenga en buen estado con poco esfuerzo.

[Cathy777]

People really do this