Lame Jokes/Puns

SkyRock · 2012-08-25, 10:28 AM

Just a random thread... of randomness.
Just post any bad Jokes or Puns you have in store.
Here's one:
Two men walked into a bar. They both got bumps on their heads and got knocked out.
They... walked into a bar. A metal bar... ugh forget it XD

**Lolzinator** · 2012-08-25, 11:46 AM

it took me a few sec to actually get that one...

night phoenix · 2012-08-25, 12:56 PM

An electron walks into a bar, orders a drink, and asks how much he owes, then the bartender says, 4 u, no charge.

SlimJimForHim · 2012-08-25, 05:23 PM

Two peanuts walk into a bar, they were immediately assualted... get it salted XDDDDDDDD. ok nevermind.

Josh Barrett · 2012-08-25, 06:18 PM

i have one

what's a steel pokemon's favorite type of music, Heavy Metal

Metaknight · (This post was last modified: 2012-08-25, 06:25 PM by Metaknight.)

What did the geodude say to the other geodude in the party? Lets rock!
/shot

icyaquapiplup · 2012-08-25, 07:14 PM

that was just terrible lucario XD

(2012-08-25, 06:18 PM)Josh Barrett Wrote: i have one

what's a steel pokemon's favorite type of music, Heavy Metal

Josh Barrett · 2012-08-25, 07:18 PM

i know

Viperianw · 2012-08-25, 07:40 PM

it's proton, night phoenix. -_-

**Snes** · 2012-08-25, 10:04 PM

here is one:
"i came from eastern Europe"
"Russian"
"no i took my time" hahaha
dumb...

icyaquapiplup · 2012-08-26, 12:52 AM

took me like 60 seconds to figure it out then i was like ohhhhhhh haha Big Grin

(2012-08-25, 10:04 PM)Snes Wrote: here is one:
"i came from eastern Europe"
"Russian"
"no i took my time" hahaha
dumb...

SparrowHawk · 2012-08-26, 06:05 PM

This is what I have to say :

**Lolzinator** · 2012-08-26, 06:17 PM

(2012-08-26, 06:05 PM)SparrowHawk Wrote: This is what I have to say :

NigaHiga makes it funny >.<

Dark.Zero · 2012-08-26, 06:54 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

willie_jent · 2013-02-18, 06:22 PM

why did the turkey cross the road?
answer: it thought it was a chicken.

What do you get when you cross a bunch of rednecks, a large tarp, a pickup truck, and a lot of water?
a redneck pool party.

bobbob123 · 2014-02-24, 04:36 AM

did you hear that one about the pizza ?
nevermind its too cheesy

SkyRock · 2014-03-24, 11:44 AM

What happens when you cross a raccoon with a truck?
Roadkill.

fjkulit · 2014-03-24, 12:14 PM

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
because I ate it

SkyRock · 2014-03-24, 01:00 PM

What do you call and Arab man in an airplane?
A passenger.

fjkulit · 2014-03-24, 03:06 PM

(2014-03-24, 01:00 PM)SkyRock Wrote: What do you call and Arab man in an airplane?
A passenger.

That's just.. LM.O

SkyRock · 2014-03-26, 02:09 AM

What did the man say when he crashed his expensive car on a wall?
"So that's how a Mercedes bends..."

torito747 · (This post was last modified: 2014-03-26, 06:06 AM by torito747.)

OMG i got some rib ticklers
What did Hitler say when he thought his coffee had too much caffeine?
"Auswitchz to decaf"
LOLOLOL

OK second one
How does Moses make tea?
HEBREWS IT
OMG ima kill myself with these

OK so real talk
The truth behind the chicken crossed the road joke:
The chicken is allegorical for a coward
the road is filled with traffic
the other side also refers the the after life
hes going to commit suicide.
#childhoodruined

SkyRock · 2014-03-26, 12:16 PM

That was quite touchy on the subjects you used there...

How do you know how old a secretary is?
Ask him/her.

yo yo · (This post was last modified: 2015-06-03, 01:34 PM by yo yo.)

hello

lol its really very funny joke lolzinator

SkyRock · 2015-10-31, 05:27 AM

I dropped an egg and it didn't break. Needless to say, I was eggstatic.

I wasn't quite sure what fish it was until I chopped it in half. Then I knew - it was twona.

I threw rice at my neightbours around 3 AM. They were surpriced.

2017-06-14, 04:58 AM

nice

SparrowHawk · 2017-12-06, 05:47 PM

I went outside to check the weather. It was pretty chilli so I grabbed a spoon.

fooods · 2017-12-11, 07:02 AM

with love)