How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse.

Ghost · 2011-12-03, 10:14 PM

Step 26...Kill yourself ._.

SparrowHawk · 2011-12-04, 03:15 PM

Step 27 : Find or create some molotovs '-' Go to an amusement park, turn the park on, gather the zombies, AND BURN THEM ALL!!!!!!

O-O

SkyRock · 2011-12-04, 03:19 PM

Step 28: Go inside a bunker, bring your PSP and play a good game of Silent Hill / Resident Evil to death. If zombies come, BANG DEM ON DA HEAD LAYK KRAYYYZEEE!!!

SparrowHawk · 2011-12-04, 03:22 PM

Step 29 : Don't be a hero. Just save the twinkie Big Grin

**ItsHowIRoll** · 2011-12-04, 03:23 PM

step 30: get some of the zombie corpses and make a barricade out of them

SkyRock · (This post was last modified: 2011-12-04, 03:24 PM by SkyRock.)

Step 31: Rig out all arcade food machines and use food for..well, self-defense O.o

orboknown · 2011-12-04, 05:29 PM

32-escape t russia

Sedian · 2011-12-05, 06:58 PM

Step 33: Build those electricity-creating threadmill-thingies all around your house. The zombie hordes will power everything you need! Big Grin

pj1357 · 2011-12-05, 07:18 PM

step34. go to a lab and "borrow" a few tesla coils, rig them to a remote, and set them all around you house.
ZAP!!!

orboknown · 2011-12-05, 08:56 PM

step35-remember you forgot to pay the electric bill XD

Quanto_Konami · 2011-12-05, 08:59 PM

step 36..after remembering you forgot to pay the electric bill...you remember what you did for step 33 o.0

pj1357 · 2011-12-05, 09:51 PM

step 37. remember the guy you were supposed to pay the bill too is a zombie.

Silenos · 2012-02-05, 04:15 PM

Heres my personal list...

Step 1: Realize you have a lot to do.
Step 2: Break out the red headband and secure weapons.
Step 3: Rally the liveing
Step 4: Destroy everything undead.
Step 5: Secure my position as king.
Step 6: WIN win win! ;P

Ghost · (This post was last modified: 2012-02-06, 03:25 AM by Ghost.)

(2012-02-05, 04:15 PM)Silenos Wrote: Heres my personal list...

Step 1: Realize you have a lot to do.
Step 2: Break out the red headband and secure weapons.
Step 3: Rally the liveing
Step 4: Destroy everything undead.
Step 5: Secure my position as king.
Step 6: WIN win win! ;P

<<<<<<
Yes.

Step 38: Get an attack dog that can take its own life for you. :'D

Elijah · 2012-02-06, 02:49 AM

Step 39: Pray to God! ...yeah...that wouldn't help

SparrowHawk · 2012-07-15, 05:56 AM

Step 40 : Gather all the zombies in one area. Play a Justin Beiber album. Make sure you have noise canceling headphones so you aren't poisoned Tongue

Kill all the zombies.

SkyRock · 2012-07-15, 05:58 AM

Did you just...end the apocalypse?

SparrowHawk · 2012-07-15, 06:00 AM

I probably ended the whole human race too...

Elijah · 2012-07-15, 06:04 AM

So apocalypse survived...thread locks down now?

SparrowHawk · 2012-07-15, 06:09 AM

Which means.. the last step, was the only step, in surviving the zombie apocalypse.. but it also caused the destruction of the human race.. So no, the apocalypse has not ended. If you want to destroy the human race... use step 40.

I recommend step 40 is forbidden unless under dire circumstances.

orboknown · 2012-07-15, 05:55 PM

you killed us all dei.

icyaquapiplup · 2012-08-27, 05:09 AM

I don't really like justin bieber even tho lots of girls do o.o you just Made my life worse but you didnt end my life cuz im immortal X3

**War** · 2013-02-28, 01:53 PM

step 26- dont llisten to orbo lol

orboknown · 2013-02-28, 01:57 PM

you're behind the curve. us cool kids listen to me all day