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ask serious and answer funny
#91
kittens are ten kites
ten+kite= kitten
what are tortoise eating o-o
Monster MMORPG's first Kpop fan!
Back after more than 12 months of vacation. 
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#92
what is eating tortoises ?


how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop
#93
1 because bob said so.

How to be the world's smallest man?
#94
By going at the Throat of The World, jumping off while riding an elk and using the Unrelenting Force shout while falling, creating a vacuum that will squeeze you from top to bottom, turning you into a flat pancake when you land.

Why do we bury dead bodies?
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#95
so they can't get out the ground and eat us

whats the point of ordering a cheeseburger with no cheese ?
#96
To allow the Mcdonalds crew to hide cheese inside the meat.

Why do kittens attack faces?
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The Vikings Will Rampage.
#97
because faces eat children


Why do dogs bark?
#98
Because it feels right

why does your nose run and your feet smell?
#99
because your nose is a cross country runner and your feet are lazy


why does your eye lids not itch? 0.o
Because your eyelashes scratch it for you 0_o

What is Love?
I'm not saying I am SuperMan.
Im saying no one has ever seen me and Super Man in the same room at the same time.
JUST SAYIN

IGN:  ChaoticBlizzard
dont hurt me,dont hurt me,no more...


how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood ? :3
I have no IDEA


Why are we scared?
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Be Blinded By My Prowess
why not?


if you have 5 apples and 3 oranges in 1 hand and you have the same amount in the other hand,what do you have?
5 apples and 3 oranges in 1 hand and you have the same amount in the other hand. Duh.


If parallel lines meet at a vanishing point in a certain distance, would that mean that parallel lines dont exist?
Your life just got better. 

You're welcome.

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nope,it means it a really big v


if A+B=C then what does C+D= ?
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C+D = Welcome to Megalot's CD store.

Is invited the opposite of vited??
nope,invited is the opposite of cheeseburger >_>


this game is____
A. pointless
B. A
C. B
D. all of the above
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This game is E. Boring Big Grin

What does.. omg mean?
(07-31-2012, 05:57 AM)Lolzinator Wrote:
(07-31-2012, 05:44 AM)SparrowHawk Wrote: C+D = Welcome to Megalot's CD store.



Is invited the opposite of vited??
No, it is the opposite of uninvited



Is a cat a dogs best friend, since dogs is the mans best friend?
I think you missed a few there..
i was a bit lazy, took me while to write that message..
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The Vikings Will Rampage.
OMG: opulent maniacal gout

If the opposite of pro is con, what is the opposite of progress?
I'm not saying I am SuperMan.
Im saying no one has ever seen me and Super Man in the same room at the same time.
JUST SAYIN

IGN:  ChaoticBlizzard
O: congress

if the opposite of black is white then whats the opposite of black dynamite? 8|
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Toilet Paper!

What happens if you put a boy and a girl in the same room for long periods of time?

...does anyone else see that it says zach posted at 643, but mine, after his, is at 635...?
I'm not saying I am SuperMan.
Im saying no one has ever seen me and Super Man in the same room at the same time.
JUST SAYIN

IGN:  ChaoticBlizzard
they play cards


what would you do for a klondike bar ?
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bump!id fight a polar bear

which of these words dont belong?

Apple
Abercrombie
dinosaur
123
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Apple, because it's the only thing you can't eat

What's the favorite animal of a butterfly?
"A man who's lost his pride can never be free" 
- Ramza Beoulve
hmm..this is a tough one..id have to say..pineapple^^

what does QLAM stand for? 0.o
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QUICK, LETS ALL MANCLAP !

why cant i lick my elbow ?
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because some things in life you cant have .-.

why cant i lick my hair? 0.o
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Because you must defeat it first.

What is wrong with bats always trying to take my food?
Your life just got better. 

You're welcome.

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