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RE: ask serious and answer funny
kittens are ten kites
ten+kite= kitten
what are tortoise eating o-o
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what is eating tortoises ?


how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop
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1 because bob said so.

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07-26-2012 10:05 PM
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By going at the Throat of The World, jumping off while riding an elk and using the Unrelenting Force shout while falling, creating a vacuum that will squeeze you from top to bottom, turning you into a flat pancake when you land.

Why do we bury dead bodies?
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so they can't get out the ground and eat us

whats the point of ordering a cheeseburger with no cheese ?
07-27-2012 12:36 AM
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Post: #96
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To allow the Mcdonalds crew to hide cheese inside the meat.

Why do kittens attack faces?
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07-27-2012 12:52 AM
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because faces eat children


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07-27-2012 01:07 AM
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Post: #98
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Because it feels right

why does your nose run and your feet smell?
07-27-2012 04:38 AM
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because your nose is a cross country runner and your feet are lazy


why does your eye lids not itch? 0.o
07-27-2012 04:40 AM
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Because your eyelashes scratch it for you 0_o

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I'm not saying I am SuperMan.
Im saying no one has ever seen me and Super Man in the same room at the same time.
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07-28-2012 08:17 AM
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dont hurt me,dont hurt me,no more...


how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood ? :3
07-30-2012 07:09 AM
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Post: #102
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I have no IDEA


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07-30-2012 07:43 AM
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Post: #103
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why not?


if you have 5 apples and 3 oranges in 1 hand and you have the same amount in the other hand,what do you have?
07-30-2012 07:53 AM
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Post: #104
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5 apples and 3 oranges in 1 hand and you have the same amount in the other hand. Duh.


If parallel lines meet at a vanishing point in a certain distance, would that mean that parallel lines dont exist?
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07-30-2012 08:14 AM
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Post: #105
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nope,it means it a really big v


if A+B=C then what does C+D= ?
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07-31-2012 05:42 AM
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Post: #106
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C+D = Welcome to Megalot's CD store.

Is invited the opposite of vited??
07-31-2012 05:44 AM
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Post: #107
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nope,invited is the opposite of cheeseburger >_>


this game is____
A. pointless
B. A
C. B
D. all of the above
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07-31-2012 05:52 AM
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Post: #108
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This game is E. Boring Big Grin

What does.. omg mean?
07-31-2012 05:57 AM
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(07-31-2012 05:57 AM)Lolzinator Wrote:  
(07-31-2012 05:44 AM)SparrowHawk Wrote:  C+D = Welcome to Megalot's CD store.



Is invited the opposite of vited??
No, it is the opposite of uninvited



Is a cat a dogs best friend, since dogs is the mans best friend?
I think you missed a few there..
07-31-2012 05:58 AM
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i was a bit lazy, took me while to write that message..
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07-31-2012 06:02 AM
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Post: #111
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OMG: opulent maniacal gout

If the opposite of pro is con, what is the opposite of progress?
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Im saying no one has ever seen me and Super Man in the same room at the same time.
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07-31-2012 06:13 AM
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O: congress

if the opposite of black is white then whats the opposite of black dynamite? 8|
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Toilet Paper!

What happens if you put a boy and a girl in the same room for long periods of time?

...does anyone else see that it says zach posted at 643, but mine, after his, is at 635...?
I'm not saying I am SuperMan.
Im saying no one has ever seen me and Super Man in the same room at the same time.
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they play cards


what would you do for a klondike bar ?
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08-01-2012 11:45 AM
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bump!id fight a polar bear

which of these words dont belong?

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Post: #116
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Apple, because it's the only thing you can't eat

What's the favorite animal of a butterfly?
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hmm..this is a tough one..id have to say..pineapple^^

what does QLAM stand for? 0.o
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Post: #118
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QUICK, LETS ALL MANCLAP !

why cant i lick my elbow ?
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08-05-2012 12:15 AM
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because some things in life you cant have .-.

why cant i lick my hair? 0.o
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08-05-2012 12:21 AM
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Because you must defeat it first.

What is wrong with bats always trying to take my food?
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08-05-2012 01:27 AM
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