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The item to your right is your only item in a Zombie Apocalypse
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The item to your right is your only item in a Zombie Apocalypse
Forum is getting heavy with hate, so why not a game!? Big Grin


Think of your favorite ZOMBIE MOVIE or TV SHOW......(i.e. Walking Dead
on AMC, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Night of the Dead, Resident
Evil, Zombie Apocalypse).



Now that is in your mind, In your neighbor hood every one is turning
into zombies and they are knocking down your door or window.



The only thing you have to protect yourself is an item to the right of you.



What is this item and how could you use it to protect yourself and your family from being attacked by a zombie?





EXAMPLE:



Person before: To your right, a toaster!
Me: I'd use the toaster to give the zombies burnt bread!
Still me: To your right, an elephant!
Person after: I'm gonna use the elephant and crush them all the way to Russia!
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Yeah.
Lol.

I'll start.

To your right, a printer!
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11-03-2012 02:34 PM
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RE: The item to your right is your only item in a Zombie Apocalypse
Ill print scary pictures that will return them to their graves
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11-04-2012 01:15 AM
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RE: The item to your right is your only item in a Zombie Apocalypse
(11-04-2012 01:15 AM)uchiha clan Wrote:  Ill print scary pictures that will return them to their graves
To my right? Tongue
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11-04-2012 01:22 AM
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RE: The item to your right is your only item in a Zombie Apocalypse
A doll
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11-04-2012 01:23 AM
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RE: The item to your right is your only item in a Zombie Apocalypse
I'd give one zombie a doll so all the others get jealous and kill eachother

To your right: a napkin
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11-04-2012 01:49 AM
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RE: The item to your right is your only item in a Zombie Apocalypse
pen, write them an angry letter
11-04-2012 03:26 AM
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RE: The item to your right is your only item in a Zombie Apocalypse
Interesting game, I like it Wink

Not sure what night phoenix put...

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So..

TO YOUR RIGHT, A BOOK!
11-04-2012 12:44 PM
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RE: The item to your right is your only item in a Zombie Apocalypse
a book eh? id bore them to there graves

to you right; doritos :3
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11-04-2012 01:11 PM
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RE: The item to your right is your only item in a Zombie Apocalypse
I'll make the points of it get stuck in there gums!

To your right, a jar of orange juice!
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11-04-2012 01:18 PM
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RE: The item to your right is your only item in a Zombie Apocalypse
I'd drink the juice and use the jar to smack some zombie .. knee caps

to your right: toilet paper


EDIT: Sorry Rock..
In matters of truth and justice, there is no difference between large and small problems.
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11-04-2012 01:58 PM
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RE: The item to your right is your only item in a Zombie Apocalypse
I'll make them have too much Vitamin C they get immune to life and they die. (Wha-?)
EDIT: Screw this, I was ninja'd

I'll turn zombies to mummies and they'll go to Egypt to hide forever

To your right, a five-dollar bill
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11-04-2012 01:59 PM
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RE: The item to your right is your only item in a Zombie Apocalypse
I'll use it to by a foot-long sub and see them become unsatisfied as the slowly finish the sub.

To your right, a guitar!
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11-04-2012 02:33 PM
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RE: The item to your right is your only item in a Zombie Apocalypse
Play a Justin Beaver (Whatever how that's spelled) song and deafen them to death. (Wear earmuffs!)

To your left's left, a jar of Nutella.
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11-04-2012 02:35 PM
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RE: The item to your right is your only item in a Zombie Apocalypse
I shall make them a disgustingly mainstream snack that'll make them go "ewww"

to your right, a dog!
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11-04-2012 02:37 PM
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RE: The item to your right is your only item in a Zombie Apocalypse
Dog sees exposed bone, OM NOM NOM

To your right, a crying baby... :3
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RE: The item to your right is your only item in a Zombie Apocalypse
I don't do anything....because it's inhumane. ;D Different than you'd think ain't it?~

To your right, a....ZOMBIE :D
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Zombie is very handsome, all zombies get in love with him... Apocalypse ends in tragic love chain.

To your right, YO MAMA!
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RE: The item to your right is your only item in a Zombie Apocalypse
My ear is suddenly pulled outside to the zombies and i'm nommed on.

To your right a gorilla.
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King Kong 2 - Zombie Apocalypse, directed by James Cameron, based on a true story, becomes a worldwide hit, then becomes a legacy.

To your right, a videocamera.
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11-04-2012 02:52 PM
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RE: The item to your right is your only item in a Zombie Apocalypse
Videorecord myself and play it as a distraction to escape.
To your right , some popcorn
11-04-2012 07:33 PM
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RE: The item to your right is your only item in a Zombie Apocalypse
Watch everyone else kill zombies while you eat the popcorn!

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11-05-2012 02:50 AM
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RE: The item to your right is your only item in a Zombie Apocalypse
Idk... some stuff... <.< stuff...

To your right, a spoon.
11-05-2012 02:54 AM
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Dig an underground tunnel to escape

To your right hair
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11-05-2012 02:59 AM
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Use it as a wig, like scooby doo :O

To your right, a fork.
11-05-2012 03:00 AM
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RE: The item to your right is your only item in a Zombie Apocalypse
I'd stab myself in the leg so the ambulance would get me out of there!

To your right a midget
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11-05-2012 03:06 AM
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I'll throw the midget at the zombies and run away :/

To your right, a turtle.
11-05-2012 03:07 AM
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Feed it to the zombies and make ghost angry

To your right school bag
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11-05-2012 04:11 AM
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I'd use the school bag to wrap uchiha onto a stick and use him as a weapon of mass destruction.
to your right...is...a battery
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I would charge up my flashlight so I could show Ghost the way while he's using his 'weapon of mass destruction'

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the zombies shall eat them as i run away

To your right, atom bomb that could destroy the world
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11-05-2012 08:43 AM
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