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The Mystery of Malls
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The Mystery of Malls
Okay, I am very confused about the structure of a mall.

One day.. Or several days.. Several months.. years.. Well, ya get the point.

I went to the mall to go shopping (of course) and I came in on the first floor. I came in from the outside world where I was able to see cars parked, the blue sky, and other buildings surrounding the mall.

So ya know, I'm walking through the mall. I take the escalator or stairs up to the second floor which means I am leveling from ground level to a level in mid-air where there should be no exits.

On the second floor, there are exits to the outside world. I go out the outside world and see cars parked, the blue sky, and surrounding buildings.

Usually on the second floor of buildings, in order to go outside civilized which means not by jumping out the window, you would have to descend to the first floor. Why is it that a mall is different?

Apparently with a mall, the first floor and second floor are on equal footing. Is the mall slanted? On the outside, it does not seem so. It looks perfectly straight up. When walking, I do not see people sliding on the floor.

Please help me with this mystery!
03-07-2012 07:47 AM
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RE: The Mystery of Malls
Is there a multiple level parking garage at this mall?
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03-07-2012 07:50 AM
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RE: The Mystery of Malls
The parking is all outside '-' The parking surrounds the mall on the same footing.

I tried googling but google just gives me... it just doesn't give me anything that helps my problem.
03-07-2012 07:51 AM
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RE: The Mystery of Malls
i know it is outside. but there could be a multilevel parking structure for the mall.
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03-07-2012 07:53 AM
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RE: The Mystery of Malls
But it is all the same!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can drive in circles around the mall and feel no elevation or depression.
03-07-2012 07:56 AM
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RE: The Mystery of Malls
A true blue mystery.
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03-07-2012 10:18 AM
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RE: The Mystery of Malls
hmm well it is a mystery, next time ask someone who works there
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03-07-2012 10:20 AM
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RE: The Mystery of Malls
the mall is a lie, you were really inside a parking structure with stores lol Smile
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03-07-2012 03:14 PM
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RE: The Mystery of Malls
mallception
03-07-2012 10:36 PM
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RE: The Mystery of Malls
(03-07-2012 10:36 PM)iRemember Wrote:  mallception
That's epic lol
03-07-2012 11:44 PM
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RE: The Mystery of Malls
i always try to figure it out too.
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03-08-2012 10:07 AM
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RE: The Mystery of Malls
I'd have to see the mall to know help answer =S
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03-08-2012 10:22 AM
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RE: The Mystery of Malls
Steep parking lot? ;w;
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03-08-2012 12:32 PM
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