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The "How to Take Over the World" Guide
#1
Basically,every user posts one step toward gaining world domination.
Step 1-Get a black cloak
(next poster) step 2-learn to laugh evilly.
etc.
ready?
step 1-learn how to glare.
Quote: Do you hear the Whisper Men The Whisper Men are near
If you hear the Whisper Men then turn away your ears
Do not hear the Whisper Men whatever else you do
For once you've heard the Whisper Men they'll stop. And look at you.
#2
2. How to recruit people.
#3
be more specific dei..
3-go to best buy and get a giant screen tv.
Quote: Do you hear the Whisper Men The Whisper Men are near
If you hear the Whisper Men then turn away your ears
Do not hear the Whisper Men whatever else you do
For once you've heard the Whisper Men they'll stop. And look at you.
#4
step 4. Practice your evil laugh that will strike fear into people.
#5
step 5-go laugh at people in mcdonalds and get laughed at
Quote: Do you hear the Whisper Men The Whisper Men are near
If you hear the Whisper Men then turn away your ears
Do not hear the Whisper Men whatever else you do
For once you've heard the Whisper Men they'll stop. And look at you.
#6
Step 6 - watch re-runs of pinky and the brain on the giant tv to learn what not to do.
#7
Step 7-dont win the lottery.you lose your motivation
Quote: Do you hear the Whisper Men The Whisper Men are near
If you hear the Whisper Men then turn away your ears
Do not hear the Whisper Men whatever else you do
For once you've heard the Whisper Men they'll stop. And look at you.
#8
step 8-make an evil speech
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Dont mess with the Samu or else you'll be left to rott in the Sanzu.
Credits go to SparrowHawk for the amazing sig.
#9
step 9*-televise said speech.
Quote: Do you hear the Whisper Men The Whisper Men are near
If you hear the Whisper Men then turn away your ears
Do not hear the Whisper Men whatever else you do
For once you've heard the Whisper Men they'll stop. And look at you.
#10
Step 10 - Hold an event during said speech to see who can kick a chicken the furthest. Thus way we get entertained and are informed.
#11
Step 11- Buy a fluffy, white Persian cat to hold and pet while giving said speeches. Possibly treat it better then your minions.
#12
12. Get a kitty and an eyepatch with a spinning chair.
#13
13.buy a pony
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#14
Step 14 - Ban anyone from your organization who thinks the game is fun.
#15
step 15-make a plan to overtake one of the state capitals
[Image: SamurottGSig.png]
Dont mess with the Samu or else you'll be left to rott in the Sanzu.
Credits go to SparrowHawk for the amazing sig.
#16
step 16.eat a pizza
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#17
Step 17: Purchase an evil background music player
Your life just got better. 

You're welcome.

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#18
get 100000000 evil minions
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#19
Step 19-get a mini me
Quote: Do you hear the Whisper Men The Whisper Men are near
If you hear the Whisper Men then turn away your ears
Do not hear the Whisper Men whatever else you do
For once you've heard the Whisper Men they'll stop. And look at you.
#20
20 - be the most famous thief
#21
Step 21. Hire a group of expert mercenaries to get the job done when all else fails.
#22
22 . most important - don't let little babies trick you with by thier laughs
#23
23. Don't fall for the puppy dog eyes. Show no mercy!
#24
24. Stay focus on Plan B if plan A failed
#25
25. submit a video of telling a kid you hate their candy and post their reactions on youtube
#26
26-get a supermodel female spy to distract the good guys.
Quote: Do you hear the Whisper Men The Whisper Men are near
If you hear the Whisper Men then turn away your ears
Do not hear the Whisper Men whatever else you do
For once you've heard the Whisper Men they'll stop. And look at you.
#27
step 27- learn about The Game and include it in your speech
(btw you all just lost the game :3)
[Image: SamurottGSig.png]
Dont mess with the Samu or else you'll be left to rott in the Sanzu.
Credits go to SparrowHawk for the amazing sig.
#28
Step 28- Buy a mutated turtle to be your evil pet.
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#29
Step 29- Make sure no one tells your mom. NO ONE
Your life just got better. 

You're welcome.

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#30
step 30-Make sure everyone tells your rivals mom.
Quote: Do you hear the Whisper Men The Whisper Men are near
If you hear the Whisper Men then turn away your ears
Do not hear the Whisper Men whatever else you do
For once you've heard the Whisper Men they'll stop. And look at you.

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