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The "How to Take Over the World" Guide
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The "How to Take Over the World" Guide
Basically,every user posts one step toward gaining world domination.
Step 1-Get a black cloak
(next poster) step 2-learn to laugh evilly.
etc.
ready?
step 1-learn how to glare.
Quote: Do you hear the Whisper Men The Whisper Men are near
If you hear the Whisper Men then turn away your ears
Do not hear the Whisper Men whatever else you do
For once you've heard the Whisper Men they'll stop. And look at you.
11-16-2011 07:02 AM
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RE: The "How to Take Over the World" Guide
2. How to recruit people.
11-16-2011 07:06 AM
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RE: The "How to Take Over the World" Guide
be more specific dei..
3-go to best buy and get a giant screen tv.
Quote: Do you hear the Whisper Men The Whisper Men are near
If you hear the Whisper Men then turn away your ears
Do not hear the Whisper Men whatever else you do
For once you've heard the Whisper Men they'll stop. And look at you.
11-16-2011 07:07 AM
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RE: The "How to Take Over the World" Guide
step 4. Practice your evil laugh that will strike fear into people.
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11-16-2011 07:09 AM
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RE: The "How to Take Over the World" Guide
step 5-go laugh at people in mcdonalds and get laughed at
Quote: Do you hear the Whisper Men The Whisper Men are near
If you hear the Whisper Men then turn away your ears
Do not hear the Whisper Men whatever else you do
For once you've heard the Whisper Men they'll stop. And look at you.
11-16-2011 07:13 AM
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RE: The "How to Take Over the World" Guide
Step 6 - watch re-runs of pinky and the brain on the giant tv to learn what not to do.
11-16-2011 07:26 AM
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RE: The "How to Take Over the World" Guide
Step 7-dont win the lottery.you lose your motivation
Quote: Do you hear the Whisper Men The Whisper Men are near
If you hear the Whisper Men then turn away your ears
Do not hear the Whisper Men whatever else you do
For once you've heard the Whisper Men they'll stop. And look at you.
11-16-2011 07:28 AM
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RE: The "How to Take Over the World" Guide
step 8-make an evil speech
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Dont mess with the Samu or else you'll be left to rott in the Sanzu.
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11-16-2011 08:26 AM
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RE: The "How to Take Over the World" Guide
step 9*-televise said speech.
Quote: Do you hear the Whisper Men The Whisper Men are near
If you hear the Whisper Men then turn away your ears
Do not hear the Whisper Men whatever else you do
For once you've heard the Whisper Men they'll stop. And look at you.
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RE: The "How to Take Over the World" Guide
Step 10 - Hold an event during said speech to see who can kick a chicken the furthest. Thus way we get entertained and are informed.
11-16-2011 08:52 AM
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RE: The "How to Take Over the World" Guide
Step 11- Buy a fluffy, white Persian cat to hold and pet while giving said speeches. Possibly treat it better then your minions.
11-16-2011 08:55 AM
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RE: The "How to Take Over the World" Guide
12. Get a kitty and an eyepatch with a spinning chair.
11-16-2011 08:57 AM
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RE: The "How to Take Over the World" Guide
13.buy a pony
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RE: The "How to Take Over the World" Guide
Step 14 - Ban anyone from your organization who thinks the game is fun.
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RE: The "How to Take Over the World" Guide
step 15-make a plan to overtake one of the state capitals
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Dont mess with the Samu or else you'll be left to rott in the Sanzu.
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RE: The "How to Take Over the World" Guide
step 16.eat a pizza
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RE: The "How to Take Over the World" Guide
Step 17: Purchase an evil background music player
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RE: The "How to Take Over the World" Guide
get 100000000 evil minions
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RE: The "How to Take Over the World" Guide
Step 19-get a mini me
Quote: Do you hear the Whisper Men The Whisper Men are near
If you hear the Whisper Men then turn away your ears
Do not hear the Whisper Men whatever else you do
For once you've heard the Whisper Men they'll stop. And look at you.
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RE: The "How to Take Over the World" Guide
20 - be the most famous thief
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RE: The "How to Take Over the World" Guide
Step 21. Hire a group of expert mercenaries to get the job done when all else fails.
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RE: The "How to Take Over the World" Guide
22 . most important - don't let little babies trick you with by thier laughs
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RE: The "How to Take Over the World" Guide
23. Don't fall for the puppy dog eyes. Show no mercy!
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24. Stay focus on Plan B if plan A failed
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RE: The "How to Take Over the World" Guide
25. submit a video of telling a kid you hate their candy and post their reactions on youtube
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RE: The "How to Take Over the World" Guide
26-get a supermodel female spy to distract the good guys.
Quote: Do you hear the Whisper Men The Whisper Men are near
If you hear the Whisper Men then turn away your ears
Do not hear the Whisper Men whatever else you do
For once you've heard the Whisper Men they'll stop. And look at you.
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RE: The "How to Take Over the World" Guide
step 27- learn about The Game and include it in your speech
(btw you all just lost the game :3)
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Dont mess with the Samu or else you'll be left to rott in the Sanzu.
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RE: The "How to Take Over the World" Guide
Step 28- Buy a mutated turtle to be your evil pet.
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RE: The "How to Take Over the World" Guide
Step 29- Make sure no one tells your mom. NO ONE
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RE: The "How to Take Over the World" Guide
step 30-Make sure everyone tells your rivals mom.
Quote: Do you hear the Whisper Men The Whisper Men are near
If you hear the Whisper Men then turn away your ears
Do not hear the Whisper Men whatever else you do
For once you've heard the Whisper Men they'll stop. And look at you.
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