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Lame Jokes/Puns
SkyRock Offline
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Lame Jokes/Puns
Just a random thread... of randomness.
Just post any bad Jokes or Puns you have in store.
Here's one:
Two men walked into a bar. They both got bumps on their heads and got knocked out.
They... walked into a bar. A metal bar... ugh forget it XD
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08-25-2012 08:28 PM
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RE: Lame Jokes/Puns
it took me a few sec to actually get that one...
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08-25-2012 09:46 PM
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RE: Lame Jokes/Puns
An electron walks into a bar, orders a drink, and asks how much he owes, then the bartender says, 4 u, no charge.
08-25-2012 10:56 PM
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Two peanuts walk into a bar, they were immediately assualted... get it salted XDDDDDDDD. ok nevermind.
08-26-2012 03:23 AM
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RE: Lame Jokes/Puns
i have one

what's a steel pokemon's favorite type of music, Heavy Metal
Special Attack COFFEE TABLE FLIP!!!- Lord death
I shall not be defeated by toilet paper-Death the kid
FOOLS!- Excalibur
Pumpkin Pump-Pumpkin- BLAIR!!!

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08-26-2012 04:18 AM
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What did the geodude say to the other geodude in the party? Lets rock!
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08-26-2012 04:25 AM
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RE: Lame Jokes/Puns
that was just terrible lucario XD
(08-26-2012 04:18 AM)Josh Barrett Wrote:  i have one

what's a steel pokemon's favorite type of music, Heavy Metal
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Small words FTW 8D
08-26-2012 05:14 AM
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RE: Lame Jokes/Puns
i know
Special Attack COFFEE TABLE FLIP!!!- Lord death
I shall not be defeated by toilet paper-Death the kid
FOOLS!- Excalibur
Pumpkin Pump-Pumpkin- BLAIR!!!

I love anime 

Fairy tail
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08-26-2012 05:18 AM
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it's proton, night phoenix. -_-
08-26-2012 05:40 AM
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RE: Lame Jokes/Puns
here is one:
"i came from eastern Europe"
"Russian"
"no i took my time" hahaha
dumb...
08-26-2012 08:04 AM
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took me like 60 seconds to figure it out then i was like ohhhhhhh haha Big Grin
(08-26-2012 08:04 AM)Snes Wrote:  here is one:
"i came from eastern Europe"
"Russian"
"no i took my time" hahaha
dumb...
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Small words FTW 8D
08-26-2012 10:52 AM
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This is what I have to say :



08-27-2012 04:05 AM
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(08-27-2012 04:05 AM)SparrowHawk Wrote:  This is what I have to say :



NigaHiga makes it funny >.<
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08-27-2012 04:17 AM
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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side
08-27-2012 04:54 AM
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why did the turkey cross the road?
answer: it thought it was a chicken.
 
What do you get when you cross a bunch of rednecks, a large tarp, a pickup truck, and a lot of water?
a redneck pool party.
I'm insycotic!!!

I'm lost. I've gone to find myself. if i should return before i get back, please ask me to wait.

OUCH!!! MY HOOBER BLOOBERS BROKEN!!!!
02-19-2013 04:22 AM
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RE: Lame Jokes/Puns
did you hear that one about the pizza ?
nevermind its too cheesy
pm me if you have questions
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02-24-2014 02:36 PM
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What happens when you cross a raccoon with a truck?
Roadkill.
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03-24-2014 09:44 PM
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
because I ate it
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03-24-2014 10:14 PM
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What do you call and Arab man in an airplane?
A passenger.
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03-24-2014 11:00 PM
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(03-24-2014 11:00 PM)SkyRock Wrote:  What do you call and Arab man in an airplane?
A passenger.
That's just.. LM.O
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What did the man say when he crashed his expensive car on a wall?
"So that's how a Mercedes bends..."
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03-26-2014 12:09 PM
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OMG i got some rib ticklers
What did Hitler say when he thought his coffee had too much caffeine?
"Auswitchz to decaf"
LOLOLOL

OK second one
How does Moses make tea?
HEBREWS IT 
OMG ima kill myself with these

OK so real talk
The truth behind the chicken crossed the road joke:
The chicken is allegorical for a coward
the road is filled with traffic
the other side also refers the the after life
hes going to commit suicide.
#childhoodruined
I'm not saying I am SuperMan.
Im saying no one has ever seen me and Super Man in the same room at the same time.
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03-26-2014 04:03 PM
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That was quite touchy on the subjects you used there...

How do you know how old a secretary is?
Ask him/her.
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03-26-2014 10:16 PM
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hello

lol its really very funny joke lolzinator
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06-03-2015 11:29 PM
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I dropped an egg and it didn't break. Needless to say, I was eggstatic.

I wasn't quite sure what fish it was until I chopped it in half. Then I knew - it was twona.

I threw rice at my neightbours around 3 AM. They were surpriced.
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Why didn't the ice cream go to school?
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Because it was a sundae!
05-30-2017 07:42 PM
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nice Smile
06-14-2017 02:58 PM
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