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Lame Jokes/Puns
#1
Just a random thread... of randomness.
Just post any bad Jokes or Puns you have in store.
Here's one:
Two men walked into a bar. They both got bumps on their heads and got knocked out.
They... walked into a bar. A metal bar... ugh forget it XD
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#2
it took me a few sec to actually get that one...
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The Vikings Will Rampage.
#3
An electron walks into a bar, orders a drink, and asks how much he owes, then the bartender says, 4 u, no charge.
#4
Two peanuts walk into a bar, they were immediately assualted... get it salted XDDDDDDDD. ok nevermind.
#5
i have one

what's a steel pokemon's favorite type of music, Heavy Metal
Special Attack COFFEE TABLE FLIP!!!- Lord death
I shall not be defeated by toilet paper-Death the kid
FOOLS!- Excalibur
Pumpkin Pump-Pumpkin- BLAIR!!!

I love anime 

Fairy tail
Soul Eater
Fullmetal Alchemist
#6
What did the geodude say to the other geodude in the party? Lets rock!
/shot
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Ty rollie for sig!
#7
that was just terrible lucario XD
(08-26-2012, 04:18 AM)Josh Barrett Wrote: i have one

what's a steel pokemon's favorite type of music, Heavy Metal
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Small words FTW 8D
#8
i know
Special Attack COFFEE TABLE FLIP!!!- Lord death
I shall not be defeated by toilet paper-Death the kid
FOOLS!- Excalibur
Pumpkin Pump-Pumpkin- BLAIR!!!

I love anime 

Fairy tail
Soul Eater
Fullmetal Alchemist
#9
it's proton, night phoenix. -_-
#10
here is one:
"i came from eastern Europe"
"Russian"
"no i took my time" hahaha
dumb...
#11
took me like 60 seconds to figure it out then i was like ohhhhhhh haha Big Grin
(08-26-2012, 08:04 AM)Snes Wrote: here is one:
"i came from eastern Europe"
"Russian"
"no i took my time" hahaha
dumb...
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Small words FTW 8D
#12
This is what I have to say :



#13
(08-27-2012, 04:05 AM)SparrowHawk Wrote: This is what I have to say :



NigaHiga makes it funny >.<
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The Vikings Will Rampage.
#14
Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side
#15
why did the turkey cross the road?
answer: it thought it was a chicken.
 
What do you get when you cross a bunch of rednecks, a large tarp, a pickup truck, and a lot of water?
a redneck pool party.
I'm insycotic!!!

I'm lost. I've gone to find myself. if i should return before i get back, please ask me to wait.

OUCH!!! MY HOOBER BLOOBERS BROKEN!!!!
#16
did you hear that one about the pizza ?
nevermind its too cheesy
pm me if you have questions
-bobbob123
#17
What happens when you cross a raccoon with a truck?
Roadkill.
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#18
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
because I ate it
Monster MMORPG's first Kpop fan!
Back after more than 12 months of vacation. 
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#19
What do you call and Arab man in an airplane?
A passenger.
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#20
(03-24-2014, 11:00 PM)SkyRock Wrote: What do you call and Arab man in an airplane?
A passenger.
That's just.. LM.O
Monster MMORPG's first Kpop fan!
Back after more than 12 months of vacation. 
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#21
What did the man say when he crashed his expensive car on a wall?
"So that's how a Mercedes bends..."
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#22
OMG i got some rib ticklers
What did Hitler say when he thought his coffee had too much caffeine?
"Auswitchz to decaf"
LOLOLOL

OK second one
How does Moses make tea?
HEBREWS IT 
OMG ima kill myself with these

OK so real talk
The truth behind the chicken crossed the road joke:
The chicken is allegorical for a coward
the road is filled with traffic
the other side also refers the the after life
hes going to commit suicide.
#childhoodruined
I'm not saying I am SuperMan.
Im saying no one has ever seen me and Super Man in the same room at the same time.
JUST SAYIN

IGN:  ChaoticBlizzard
#23
That was quite touchy on the subjects you used there...

How do you know how old a secretary is?
Ask him/her.
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#24
hello

lol its really very funny joke lolzinator
#25
I dropped an egg and it didn't break. Needless to say, I was eggstatic.

I wasn't quite sure what fish it was until I chopped it in half. Then I knew - it was twona.

I threw rice at my neightbours around 3 AM. They were surpriced.
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#26
Why didn't the ice cream go to school?
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Because it was a sundae!
#27
nice Smile
#28
I looked up at my ceiling today. It wasn't the best ceiling but it was definitely up there!

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