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RE: Chuck norris jokes
chuck norris can stay on the center of a whirlpool.
chuck norris was the reason china-made products are easily broken.he smashes them right after it got created.
chuck norris can ride a jeepney to heaven
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06-11-2011 11:58 PM
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Chuck Norris can win the Game.
By the way, you all just lost the Game.
06-12-2011 04:36 AM
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DAMMIT LOL thts not fair gboss
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06-13-2011 01:46 PM
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Behind Chuck Norris' beard, is nothing but another fist.
The Guinness Book of World records doesn't put the number 1 best in everything.They put the 2nd best,since the number 1 best was Chuck Norris.
There were actually Four Wise Men. Chuck Norris was the fourth. He gave Jesus a gift. And it was a beard
Helen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a mountain range. That mountain range is now The Grand Canyon
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris has been to Cybertron.And he roundhouse kicked the Decepticons into our Moon.
Chuck Norris walked on the sea,and Moses separated the sea in half.But Chuck was still walking on the water.
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06-24-2011 07:01 PM
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there are no silent letters,only letters who have been told "shhh" by chuck norris.
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chuck norris makes onions cry.
11-16-2012 06:15 AM
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